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 update 11

ha toh hum kaha thea   

apne apne ghar mein thea.. jayada dimaag mein jor mat daalo.. 

sanju ne chudali ke chotti se apna hath hata liya aur chudail ki chuchiioo ko apne hath se pakad ke masalte hue dhaka dhak dhaka dhak chudail ki gaand mein dhaake de de kar apna lund pelne laga..... 

chudail ne jaise he paya ki sanju ne apna hath uske choti par se hata liya hai..... woh ek shaitaani mushkuraahat ke sath.... 

chudail ( mann mein) - Aree bewakoof.... tu hawas ke karan ye toh bhul he gya ki ek chudail ki takat uske choti mein hoti hai aur ab toh tune mere choti par se apna hath hata ke mere duddu pakad liye hai.....ab dekh ye chudail tera kya haal karti hai... 

chudail ne ab apni shakti se sanju ko dur phenkna chaaha.... 

chudail ( hairaan) - ye Kya hua.... mai isko dur kaise nhi phenk paa rhi.... ek baar aur try karti hu... 

chudail ne ek baar phir koshish ki... lekin... nirasha... he haath lagi.... 

chudail ab baukhla chuki... thi.. 

chudail ( gusse mein) - kameene... kya kiya hai. tune ye... jo meri sakti kaam nhi kar rhi tere upar..... bol.... bata... ki jab tune mere baal chhod diye hai phir bhi mai tujhe dur phenk kyu nhi paa rhi.... bol aisa kya kar diya tune.... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...... 

sanju ne ab apna ek hath chudail ki duddu se hata ke wapas choti pe rakh ke chudail ki choti ko jor se pakad ke khichte hue... 

chudail - aaahhhh...  chhod meri choti... aaahhh...... 

sanju - Aree... burmaari... tujhe kisne bola tha ki maine tera baal chhod diya tha... maine toh apne muh mein teri choti bharke muh se pakad rkha tha..  kyu ki I am sanju... koi... tera aashiq nhi hu... hihihi 

chudail -- kyaa...  tune apne muh se pakad rkha tha mere choti ko... 

sanju - aur nhi toh kya meri buri randi... 

ab tu unko apni qaid se aazad kar tutrant warna teri choti toh gyi.... 

chudail... ( mann mein) -- ye toh bada he shaatir hai... ye sach mein meri choti kaat dega... mujhe iske changul se bachne ke liye iska kaha maanna padega... 

chudail - thik hai.. tum jeete mai haari...

mai unko apni qaid se aazaad karti... hu... 

sanju - ye hui na baat.... lekin woh sab baad mein.. karna phle mujhe itminaan se apni gaand maarne de.. 

chudail - nhi.. please meri gaand chhod do... 

sanju.... - accha... ek shart pe chhodunga.. gaand marne de phir.... unko qaid se riha kar de aur apni choti chhuda le mujhse... 

sanju lagataar... dhaaap... dhaaaaappp.... dhaaaapppp..... dhaaaapppp... thaaappp... thaaaaappp tthaaaaappp... karte hue... apna lund chudail ki gaand mein pelta rha... woh dard se chatpataate rhi..... kareeb... 45 minute chudail ki gaand phaad chudai chali... phir sanju uske gaand mein he apni pichkaari... chhodne laga.... 

sanju -; dekh... ab tere hath mein hai..... ki tu Kya karegi... abhi ke abhi un Sab ko apne qaid se riha karke... apni choti bachayegi ya phir choti gawayegi.... 

sanju ne kaichi ko chudail ki choti ki taraf le jaate hue kaha

chudail - nhi nhi... mai abhi unko qaid se riha karti please lekin meri choti ko mat kaato... 

sanju - thik hai phir riha.. karo... 

chudail - woh sabhi ki aatma 3rd floor ke ek  room mein qaid hai... 

sanju - accha toh le chalo mujhe waha.... 

chudail sanju ko leke chali gyi... 

sanju ne waha pahuch ke us room ka darwaja khola.... 

sanju - chal ab riha kar... 

chudail - haa.. woh... mujhe unko riha karne ke liye.... meri saktiya chahiye... 

sanju - accha.. toh.. 

chudail - tumhe meri choti chhodni hogi... 

sanju - nhi... ye toh nhi ho skta.. 

chudail - agar choti nhi chhodoge toh mai apni sakti ka istemaal kaise karungi.... aur phir un sabhi ki aatma ko kaise riha karungi...... 

sanju - accha.. 

chudail - haa... isliye bol rhi... chhod do choti... 

sanju - accha mai kaise maanu ki tu sach bol rhi ki woh sab aatmaiyen yahi is kamre mein he qaid hai... mujhe koi pramaan do... 

chudail - ab jo qaid mein hai unko kaise dikhau... 

sanju - mujhe nhi pata... woh tu jaan... 

chudail - please bharosa karo mujhpe bina meri choti chhode mai unko aazad nhi kar skti... 

sanju - chalo... thik hai.... 10 second hai tere pass.... agar tab tak.... tune unko qaid se riha nhi kiya na toh phir... soch lena... 

chudail - ha... mujhe manzoor hai... 

sanju - thik hai phir ye le... 

sanju ne... choti chhod di.... 

chudail ne is baari dekh lena uchit smjha kahi... phir se... muh mein toh daba nhi rkha choti ko isliye 

chudail ( mann mein ) - chalo... is baar sach mein chhod diya... hai... yahi sahi mauka hai yaha se khisakne ka... is gadhe... ne meri choti chhod ke sabse badi galti ki hai...  ye toh chomu ka chomu he rahega... saala... hihi..

chudail... ne ab bhaagne ki koshish ki.. lekin... sanju ne uske choti ko ek white color ke patle se dhaage se baandh rkha tha... jiske chalte woh chudail ko dikh nhi paaya... 

sanju - kaha bhaag rhi ho chudail.... madamm.. 

jara humse bhi batiya lo... 

chudail- ye ye...tttt...tune Kya... aur kaise kiya... 

sanju - tumhe kya laga mai tujhpe bharosa karunga... tera bharosa gya bhosde mein... sali... ab chupchaap bata ( choti pakad ke ghaseet te hue...)  bata ki... kaha hai... woh aatmaayien.... 

chudail - woh woh aatmaayien.... mukti paa chuki hai... meri qaid mein nhi hai... 

sanju - kya.... phir se jhut bol rhi hai kameeni

chudail - nhi... nhi... bilkul sach bol rhi yaha koi aatma nhi hai... yaha jo bhi kuch tha woh mai thi..... 

sanju - toh tune mujhe kyu bola ki tune aatmao ko qaid kar rkha hai.... 

chudail - taki mera aise kahne se tum mujhse unko bachane ke liye mera kaha maano... 

sanju - oohhhh.... ab ja mar  ....... 

sanju ne kaichi se chudail ki choti kaat di...... 

aur choti ko apni jeb se lighter nikal ke jala diya..... 

chudail choti ke jalane ke sth... he... dhoo dhoo karke jalne lagi... 

chudail - aaaaahhhhh...... aaaahhhhhh...... bachaooo...... aaaaaa-hhhhhhhh.. 

aur kuch he samay mein.... chudail ki leela samapt ho gyi... 

sanju - chalo ye chudail se toh peecha chuta... lekin... dukh is baat ka hai ki... saala  . itni saari bur wali aatmayien.... mukti paa gyi... mai kaha jugaad laga rha tha unki bur maarne ka lekin sab... gud gobar ho gya... chalo ab hariya kaka ke ghar jake sota hu... warna woh buddha bhi sak karega ki raat ko tum haveli bhaag gye thea... 

sanju wapas hariya ke gahr pahuch gya aur chupchaap sone.. laga.... 

subah jab sanju ki nind khuli.... toh usne hariya ko sab baat bata di... chudail ki gaand maarna chhod ke.. 

hariya - waah... beta.. ye toh bada accha kaam kiya hai tumne... 

sanju - ab mai soch rha hu.. ki haveli ko renovate karwau toh aap gaav ke logo se baat kar lijiye... 

hariya - haa thik hai beta... 

sanju - jaldi se haveli renovate ho jaaye... phir ye haveli acchi keemat mein bech ke apko aur malti maa ko leke mai dusri jagah mein naya flat le lunga... phir hum wahi rahenge... 

hariya - thik hai beta.... 

hariya gaav ke ladko ko haveli ke renovate karne ke liye bulaane chala gya... 

update 12 

sanju ab ghar mein malti ko talaashne laga.. lekin malti usko kahi nhi dikhi.... 

sanju - Aree ye meri malti rani kaha gyi... saala usko aise akele mein chupchup ke dekhne ka mauka.... hai.... lekin pata nhi kaha hai.. 

warna abhi hariya nhi hai chance maarte ban jata... 

sanju ab aise he ghar se bahar nikal ke gaav mein ghumne nikal pada.... 

akele ghumte ghumte.... woh gaav se thoda aage nikal aaya aur rasta bhatak gya.... 

sanju - areee.. behanchod ye toh gadbad ho gyi... bea... mai toh malti ko chodne ke baare mein sochte sochte na jaane kitna aage nikal aaya... ab wapas Jane ka rasta kaun sa hai ye kaise pata karu.... 

chalo is taraf thoda aage badh ke dekhta hu... 

sanju ne apne kadam ek or badha diye.... aur chalne laga.... lekin woh ghum phir ke us jagah pe wapas pahuch aata.... jaha se usne start kiya tha.... 

sanju - areee  saala... mai toh wapas us jagah pe aa gya jaha se shuru kiya tha... ye Kya bawandar hai.... 

sanju - chalo... abki baar iske vipreet disha ki orr chalta hu kya udhar rasta mil jaaye... 

sanju ne apne kadam us disha mein badha... diye... lekin ghum phir ke woh wapas usi jagah pe aa gya.... 

sanju apna sar khujaate hue... 

sanju - Aree saala... ye Kya ho rha.. aisa lag rha jaise mein baar baar.... gol gol ghumke isi jagah pe wapas aa rha.... smjh nhi aa rha ab karu toh kya karu.... 

sanju - ek kaam karta hu is baad pedo pe nishaan banate chalunga... taki kis disha mein aur kaun se raste mein gya tha woh pata chale   

sanju ne ek patthar pakad liya aur us se pedo pe nishaan banate hue ek disha mein jaane laga... aur har baar nishaan... mit gya aur sanju wapas us loop mein phas gya.... 

sanju - Aree saala... ye nishaan kaha gyab ho gye bea... kahi.... ye jagah bhi... nhi nhi.. ye jagah kaise ho skti hai.... waise bhi is gaav mein woh chudail he ek bhoot thi... lekin ye toh  gaav ka area nhi lag rha.... toh kya hua mai kisi se darta thode he hu... 

sanju apne aap se baat karte hue phir se himaat juta ke ek disha mein aage badhne laga... 

tabhi uske kaano mein.... paaylo ke bajne ki aawaz aane lagi.... 

chhhammm.... chhhhaaammm.... chhhaammmmm... 

sanju - ye Kya... saala... chudail... mar gyi lekin uske paylo ki aawaz mere kaano mein ab tak baj rhi hai... 

lekin aawaz phir se aane lagi... 

sanju ( chouk ke) - ye aawaz... sach mein aa rhi hai kya bea.... ruk jara check karta hu.. 

sanju ne apne hath pe chimti kaati.. 

aayyiiii... aaayyiii... aayyyiii.... dard ho rha... iska mtlb sach mein paaylo ki aawaz sunayi de  rhi... ab ye kya hai behanchod...... kahi woh chudail wapas toh nhi aa gyi.... lekin usko toh maine maar diya tha.. aur agar bach bhi gyi hogi toh abhi din mein kaise...?? 

chalo ek baar dekhta hu.... 

sanju ne apne kadam us chhammm chhhamm karti payal ki taraf badha diya.... aur us aawaz ka peecha karte hue chal pada.... 

kuch der chalne ke baad.... usko kisi ke khilkhilaa ke hasne ki aawaz sunayi dene lagi.... 

sanju - ye kaun hash rha... 

sanju nirantar chalte hue us jagah pe pahuch gya.... 

sanju - kaun ho tum.... 

ek ghaghra choli pehni ladki 30 baras ki jiska peeth sanju ki taraf tha woh sanju ki aawaz sunkar palti... 

jaise he woh palti... 

sanju  usko aankein phaadte hue... dekhta he rah gya...

kya gajab ki sundarta thi uske sarir mein..... kya nain naksh thea uske.... laal laal.... gulaab ki pankhuriyoo ki tarah... hoth ... surahidaar gardan.... jheel si neeli aankien.... doodh sa gora rang....

uski sundarta dekh sanju...bhaav vibhor hokar...bol pada...

sanju - maathe pe bindi.... kaano mein baali.... kaun ho tum o matwali... ( not bad not bad ) .

sanju ki is harakt pe woh ladki sakhte mein aa gyi.... aur apni maa ko aawaz lagane lagi... 

ladki - maa..oo maaa.. jaldi aana... idhar ki orr    . 

ped ke peeche se nikal ke ek aurat aati hui.. 

aurat - kya... hua.... kahe shor macha rhi hai..... 

sanju ne us aurat ki aawaz sunke... ek nazar uski taraf daali... aur jaise he uski taraf nazar gayi.. sanju apke aap pe aur apne lund maharaj pe kaabu nhi kar paaya.... aur uske lund mein halchal uthne lagi... aur woh dheere dheere khada hone laga ..... 

sanju us aurat ko upar se neeche tak scan kiye ja rha tha..... 

sanju -... yrrrr...... ye kitni ossm hai... yrr.... ye toh is ladki se bhi sundar hai.... iska badan toh poora bhara hua.. gadraya hua hai... ha rang thoda is ladki se kam jarur hai... lekin iske chhati pe latak rhe ye 2  bade bade doodh se bhare gubbare.... is ladki ke 3 gune bade hai.... yrrr... aur upar se isne toh blouse bhi nhi pehna jiske karan iske nipples bhi Saree ke hote hue bhi apni size ka naap de rhe hai... jaise ki puch rhe ho ki itna bada muh kholo aur pee lo jitna chaaho utna.... 

upar se iska badan.... kitna chodne layak hai... lekin ek baat smjh mein nhi aayi... ki ye ladki isko maa kyu bol rhi jabki ye dono toh ham umar dikhti hai ha ye thodi us ladki se bhare badan wali hai.... 

aurat - kya hua chanda beti.... ye kaun hai..??

woh ladki jiska naam chanda tha.. 

chanda - pata nhi maa acchanak kaha se aake... mujhse puchne lage.. kaun ho..... 

aurat - kaun ho babu aap... ? 

aur yaha is jungle mein kya kar rhe ho... 

sanju - woh mera naam sanju hai...mai aapke bagal gaav ka hu... woh mai gaav ghumte ghumte thoda aage aa gya aur rasta bhatak gya....... aur kab se is jagah se nikalne ka rasta dundh rha hu lekin mil he nhi raha phir jab maine kisi ke paaylo ki aawaz aur hasi suni toh us aawaz ka peecha karte hue yaha aa gya..... 

aurat - accha.... accha.... 

phli baar aaye ho na is jungle mein isliye bhatak gye... yaha jo koi bhi phli baar aata hai woh bhatak he jata hai... 

sanju - haaa shyd isliye mai bhi bhatak gya  

waise aap log kaun hai aur aap log ko yaha se niklne ka rsta pata hai kya... 

aurat - mera naam... bimla hai... aur ye meri beti chanda hai..... hum dono yahi paas ke gaav  mein rhti hai.... yaha jungle mein hamara aana jaana laga rhta hai isliye yaha se nikalne ke raasta hamien pata hai... 

sanju - ye toh acchi baat hai.... 

lekin aap log jungle mein kya kar rhi hai... 

aurat ( bimla) - woh hum lakdiyaan.. bin rhi hai... lakdi bech ke paise kamati hai... isliye hamara jungle mein aana jaana laga rhta hai.... 

sanju - accha... toh kya aap log mujhe yaha se nikalne ja rasta bata skti hai... 

bimla - ji kyu nhi... 

ja beti chanda jake sanju babu ko yaha se nikalne ka rasta dikha aa... 

chanda - ji maa..... 

sanju - rukiye... abhi nhi... 

bimla - Kyu... 

sanju - aapne jaise kaha ki aap lakdiyaan bech ke paise kamati hai.... is se aap log ki aamdani hoti hai... agar mujhe ye rasta dikhane jaayengi toh aapke samay ka nuksaan hoga   isliye mai bhi aap log ke sath ruk ke kuch lakdiyaaa ekkatha kar deta hu jisse.. aapka fayda... ho... 

bimla - sada khus raho beta... tumhare jaisi soch sabki honi chahiye... 

sanju - waise mai abhi bhi nhi smjh paa rha ki aap mujhe beta aur ye chanda aapko maa kyu bol rhi aap toh meri aur chanda ki humumar lagti hai... 

chanda haste hue.... 

chanda - hihihihi  ye meri 50 saal ki

budhi maa tumhe.... humumar lag rhi.... 

kya tumhari bhi umar 50 saal hai kya... 

sanju - kya... ye 50 saal ki hai... lekin lagti toh bilkul... ek 30 saal ki ladki ke jaise.... maaf karna mai aapko ek ladki smjh rha tha...

bimla  - koi baat nhi beta...

chanda - haa.. haaa... koi baat nhi... maa ko dekh ke aksar logo ko aisi galatfehmi hoti rhti hai... 

bimla - ab bas chup bhi kar ja... jab dekho daant nikal ke hasti rhti hai.... 

chanda... - waise... aapki umar kitni hai... babu ji... jo aap meri budhi maa ko apni humumar samjh rhe thea.... 

sanju - mai toh 23 saal ka hu... 

chanda - kyaa. .

tum 23 saal ke ho.... iska mtlb... hai ki tum mujhse bhi chote ho.... 

sanju - ji.... waise aap ki umar... 

chanda - na na... mai nhi batane wali... waise bhi ladkiyon se unki umar nhi puchii jati.. 

sanju - ji ye bhi thik hai... 

phir sanju un logo ki lakdi bin ne mein madad karta hai.... aur phir chanda usko rasta bata deti hai... 

chanda - aapse mil ke accha laga.. aise he kabhi kabhi... aate rahiyega...  

sanju - ji mujhe bhi aap dono se milke accha laga... aur haa mai puri koshis karunga ki hamari jald mulaaqaat ho... apni maa ko meri taraf se namaste kahiyega... chalta hu... 

chanda - ji.... kah dungi... 

sanju waha se hariya ke ghar ke taraf nikal pada.. 

update 13 

sanju ab waha se nikal ke hariya ke ghar ki taraf chal pada... 

hariya ke ghar ke taraf chalte chalte sanju 

sanju - haayee. kya mast mast maal thi bea... sanju.... chanda toh bilkul chaand ki tarah gori... hai.... uske sundar sundar gaal hirini jaisi chaal... moti jaise daant... bagule jaisi gardan... aaahahaaaa..  puri bawaal maal hai... uski choochi... kaise... kalmi aam ki tarah... dikh rhi thi mann toh kar rha tha ki vahi uske dono kalmi aamo ko pakad ke uski chaati pe baith jaau... aur dono kalmi aamo ko chus chus ke unka rang gora se laal kar du....

beti toh beti.... uski woh maa... 

kya naam tha uska.. haa yaad aaya... 

bimla rani..  badi sayani... chut marani... gaand chudani... bur phadwa ke bhosda banani... yahi naam tha uska... saali.... apni beti  ko bhi fail kar diya usne toh.... aisa gajab ka husn leke bina blouse phne ghum rhi hai... saala mere lund ko dard de diya tha us chutmarani bimla ne... lekin kuch bhi kaho... saali... tanccch maal... hai.. kisi din akeli mil gyi toh dhar dabochunga... lekin uske liye phle un dono ke dil mein aur sabse phele toh ghar mein aana jana karna hoga... phir dil mein jagah banani hogi phir kya... bss phir bur mein toh jagah apne aap he ban jayegi... 

sanju apne aap se baatien kiye ja rha tha... aur kab woh burmaariya  sorry sorry hariya... ke ghar pahuch gya usko khud he nhi pata chala...

sanju ne ghar ke andar pravesh kiya... aur hariya ko aawz dene laga... 

sanju - burmaariya kaka 

( mann mein) - Aree ye toh blanadar mistake ho gya.. 

sanju - hariya kaka... 

anadr se malti ki aawaz aayi... 

malti - sanju beta tum ho kya... 

sanju  - ji kaki... kaka kaha hai..? 

malti - woh chhatt pe hai... 

sanju - accha... 

sanju ne seediyo se chadhte hue... chaatt pe aa gya... 

chatt pe hariya kaka... khade hokar... dhoop shenk rha tha... 

sanju ko aata dekh hariya... 

hariya - Aree aao aao sanju beta aao... 

kaha chale gye thea... subah se kaha thea.. 

sanju - Aree woh kaka kya hai na ki... mai woh gaav ghum rha tha... gaav aaye itne din ho gya tha lekin us  chudail ke chakkar mein gaav  ghum he nhi paaya tha toh thoda nikal gaya tha gaav ghumne... 

hariya - accha.. accha... thik kiya... 

sanju - accha... kaka.. ek baat batao.. is gaav ke aakhiri chhor pe ek jungle type hai...

hariya - jungle... 

kis jungle ki baat kar rhe ho tum... 

sanju - wahi jo gaav ke bahar hai... 

hariya - kahi tum us jungle mein gaye toh nhi thea   

sanju ( mann mein) - mai is burmaariya se question kar rha aur ye ulta mujhse cross question kar rha... chakkar kya hai... 

hariya - batao beta kahi tum us jungle mein toh nhi gye thea..?? 

sanju - nhi kaka mai toh bas gaav ke sima tak gya aur us jungle ko dekha toh aise he pucha 

hariya - accha... thik hai... 

tum kabhi us orr mat jana.. 

sanju - par aisa kyu... 

hariya - mai bol rha na bss.. 

sanju - par kuch toh batao.. 

hariya - woh mai nhi bata skta... 

sanju - par kyu... 

hariya - kyu ki maine us baare mein baat bhi ki toh.... anarth ho jaayega... bas ye samjho ki us jungle ko tumne kabhi dekha he nhi.... 

sanju ( mann mein) - ye bhosadiyawaala... Mujhe... bata kyu nhi rha aur baar baar waha jaane se kyu mana kar rha hai... kahi woh dono bhi toh chudail nhi..?? 

sanju - thik hai kaka... mai nhi jaunga... ab us taraf... 

hariya - haa.. ab ye sab baat chodo... tum yahi ruko kuch der tab tak tumhari kaki bhi kapde badal ke aa jayegi phir tum khana kha lena mai aata hu thodi der mein... 

sanju - ji... par aap kaha ja rhe hai..)??. 

hariya - woh mujhe haveli mein aadmiyo ko kaam smjhana hai... toh mai unko kaam bata ke aa jata hu tab tak tum yahi raho... 

sanju - thik hai... 

hariya jaldi se Seediyoo se niche utar ke ghar se nikal gya... 

sanju  - ye kaka ne mujhe waha jane se mana kiya toh kiya kam se kam raaz toh batana chahiye tha na...

chalo chodo... niche chalta hu... yaha dhoop bahut tezz hai.... 

sanju chhatt se niche utarne laga... tabhi chhatt se niche utarte waqt uski nazar kamre ke upar mein bani khidki pe padi... 

sanju ( mann mein) - kaki... lagta hai... abhi bhi  apne kamre mein hai... chalo chal ke dekhta hu... lekin darwaja toh band hai... aur neeche toh khidki bhi nhi hai... woh upar mein exhaust ke liye.. khidki bani hai ha... wahi se dekhta hu lekin woh toh thoda upar hai... ab kya karu kya karu.. 

tabhi sanju ko rashoi ghar mein upar rakhe dibbe utarne ke liye use kiye Jane wale chadne wale ladki ke table pad padi.... 

sanju ne woh table rasoi ghar se le aayi aur ghar ka main gate band karke andar se kundi laga di... taki bahar ka koi aake usko aise taka jhaki karte na dekh paaye... 

sanju wapas tabel ke paas aakar table pe chad gya aur exhaust ke liye bane khidki se kamre ke andar jhaakne laga... 

aur jaise he sanju ne andar dekha... uski dil ki dhadhkan badh gyi.. 

sanju ( mann mein) - behanchod bawaal.... kamaal.... ye kya ho rha hai.... is Ghar mein... woh bhi mere hote hue.. aise kaam.... nhi... mai ab ye nhi hone dunga... 

sanju ne drinn nishchay kar liya ki woh ab nhi hone dega... ye Sab... 

aakhir aisa kya dekh liya sanju ne... kamre ke bhitar....

aakhir kya tha jisko sanju ab aur nhi hone dena chahta tha... aakhir aisi kya baat thi jisne sanju ke dil ki dhadhkan ko badha di... thi... 

apne apne vichar vyakt kare... ki aakhir aisa kya dekh liya sanju ne ki uske mann mein aise  bhaav uthne lage.. 

update 14

toh aakhir kaar sanju ne aisa kya dekh liya ki uske dil ki dhadkan badh gyi... . 

sanju ne jab exhaust ki khidki se jhaaka toh dekha ki.... malti apne bed ke pass khadi hai aur uske badan mein ek safed color ka towel lipta hua hai.... uski body mein abhi bhi paani ki kuch boondein hai jo uske abhi naha ke aane ka bakhaan kar rhi hai... 

sanju - hayee... kya maal hai ye malti kaki... saali puri ki puri... chodne khane layak hai.. 

ufff....  kya... haseen badan hai... kya figure hai.... 36 ki choochi... jo bhi dekh le samjho uski naiya doobi... aaye haaye... meri maalti boobie ..

malti ne ab apne badan se towel ko jaha se bandha tha usko khola aur kholte he... 

ufff... uffff... uffff...... maar he daalegi kya kaki... koi apna kaatilana husn aise... jhatke mein dikhata hai kya.... dekho toh kaise thantanaayi.. hui choochiyaa hai... taaze taaze kharboozo ke jaisi.... aur unke upar lage ye bhure bhure chuchak jo kisi kaale angoor se kam nhi lag rhe mann karta hai... tere dono angooro ko chaba chaba ke khaa jau... aur dhakaar bhi na loo... upar se teri ye gehri... choti si... nabhi.. saali tere husn pe chaar  chaand laga rhi... aur uske niche aao toh ye tere dono jaangho ke bich mein... jhhatoo se ghiri teri ye paav roti ki tarah phooli hui bur jiski phaankien... ab bhai aise judi hui hai maano... aaj tak isme lund ka ek katra tak na ghusa ho... dekho toh kaise... ghughraalu... ghughraalu.... jhhaatiyaa hai... jaisi ki bur mein aayi... nayi phuhariyaa hai..... 

malti ne towel ko khol ke apne badan ko towel se phochne lagi... malti towel se apne badan ke ek ek ang ko bade he safayi se saaf karne lagi... 

malti ne towel se apni peeth pochna start kiya aur phir dheere se towel ko aage lakar apne dono santaro  pe towel ko halke halke hatho se dapp dapp karke phochne lagi... phir apne armpit mein apni towel ghusa ke armpit ko phochne lagi....

armpit khulte he.... sanju ka lund tantana bhanbhana gya... 

sanju - Aree ruk ruk ruk... saale... mujhe pata hai armpit teri kamzori hai.. lekin... ruk zara phle mjhe.. dhyan se is kaki ke badan ko nihaarne toh de... 

sanju.. - haayee...   waah.... waahh... waaahhh.... waahhh... masha allahh... subha... nallah.... kya karigari hai... kya banaya hai banane wale ne.... ji karta hai... abhi jake... apne ootho ko is armpit mein laga ke iska armpit chum loo..

malti ab apne armpit ke paani ko phochne ke baad apne bur ko saaf karne ke liye... dono jhanghoo ke bich mein towel ko phasa ke... 

bilkul aise he dance karne lagi 

sanju  - ye kaki salmaan Khan kabse ban gyi... saala... kahi mai unko chodne jau toh ye na kah de ki mai tere lund mein itne chhed itne chhed kar dungi ki tu confuse ho jayega ki tu Moote kaha se aur apna maal nikaale kaha se... 

malti kuch der salman khan ka dance karne ke baad... apni towel ko nikal li aur.... ab apne pairo ko like ghutne se niche ki taraf ko phochne ke liye.. jaisi he jhuki... aaye... haaye... haayee... hayeee. hayee..  unki dono badi badi chutaad...  ne apna kamaal dikha diya... kahar dhaa diya sanju ke lund pe bijli  gira diya...

sanju - uuuhhhhh.... madarchod.... ye.. ye... ye... yahi toh hai.. woh.. "jiska mujhe tha intezaar.".. kya phooli hui gaand hai... bilkul tarbooz se chutaad hai... aur unke bich mein woh rha... chota sa tingdu ( gaand ka chhed) ye tingdu toh bada ki kasa kasa lag rha hai... tingdu ki maa ka bhosda banana padega... waise bada pyaara tingdu hai.. 

malti ne ab apne pair ko bhi towel se acche se pouchh liya.... ab baari aa gyi... uski jiske baare mein shyad yaha gaav wale ho woh jaante hogne... 

toh baat aisi hai ki gaav mein log nahane ke baad badan pe oil  lagate hai... taki pata nhi kya ho.. mujhe bhi nhi pta.. kisi ko pata ho toh comment mein batana... lekin important baat ye hai ki... chahe pata ho ya na ho... lagana toh hai  thik toh isliye lagate hai..

toh ab malti thoda rengte ghist ghist ke rengne wala nhi  woh chalne wala rengna... thik..

ha toh woh chalte hue.. apne room mein rakhe darpan ke pass jati hai waha se tel ki sisi uthati hai... peeche mudhti hai aur apni gaand hilate hue wapas bed ke pass aa jati hai...

sanju - e ka kar rhi ho jaaneman... tel kahe laga rhi ho... hamra paani lagana tum... mast lagega... hihihi..

malti ne tel ki sisi ka dhakkan khola aur apne hatho mein tel nikal ke dono hatho ko aapas mein malne lagi... phir apne dono hatho se apne badan mein tel chupadne lagi...

chupadne ke baad woh apni palangiya pe baith ke phle.. gale mein tel lagate hue apne taileiy.. hatho ko apne chhaatiya pe malne lagi.. chhaatiya pe malte malte... apni dono pakkiyaa amiyaa pe malne lagi... malna.. kya unko daboch daboch ke unke sath mal yuddh karne lagi... phir dheere dheere apne pet ki taraf apne hatho ko le jaane lagi... aur hatho se apne he pet ki kamar ki tel maalish karne lagi... aur apni nabhi mein bhi tel bharke... nabhi mein ungli chalaane lagi... 

sanju ka lund itna aithihaashik... kaam kridaa dekh ke tantanaa chuka tha.. uska lund pant ke andar he baar baar lagtaar...hazaar baar jhatke khaaye ja rha tha... lekin sanju apni nazrein... malti pe gadaaye.. he rha.. 

malti ne ab apni bur ki jhaatoo ko bhi apne tel se sane hue hath se pakad ke jhhatto ki bhi tel maalish champi suru kar di... aur jhhatto ke baad ab baari aayi bur ki... malti ne apni bur ko humach ke kas ke daboch liya.. aur apne tel lage hatho masalne lagi... 

malti - aah.... aaahh..... saali... jab dekho tab paani chhodti rhti hai... bahut aag hai... aah... kitna... garam hai... ye meri bur lagta hai saala.. bhatti mein hath daal rhi hu... aaahhh... aaahhh..... 

kas kas ke bur ko dabane ke baad....malti ab apne bur par se hath hata ke pairo pe bhi tel lagane lagti hai.... 

apni jhanghoo pe bhi tel lagane lagti hai... 

phir pure badan mein tel lagane ke baad malti ek baar phir uth ke tel ki sisi ko hath mein pakad ke mirror ke pass jati hai aur waha tel ki sisi ko rah deti hai... 

malti - chalo ab jaldi se kapde phn leti hu... sanju bhi aata hoga.. usko bhi khana paroshna hai... 

sanju - Aree.. kaki... ab toh mujhe khana mein khana nhi... balki aapko aur aapki is bur ko khana hai... 

malti ab mirror ke pass se hatkar almari ke pass gyi aur almari kholke waha se bra aur panty nikalne lagi... aur phir

ek ek karke... phn ne lagi... 

sabse phle malti ne apni bra aur panty ke sath kuch aur bhi kapde nikaale aur sab ko lekar bed ke pass aa gyi aur bed pe kapde rakh diye... 

malti ne sabse phle apni panty ko hath se pakda aur apni panty ko pakad ke phaila di phir apne ek taang ko utha liya aur panty ke ei chhed mein ghusa liya phir yahi dusra taang ke sath... kiya... 

aur jab panty chadhaane lagi toh unki panty mein unke dono bhari bharkam tarbooz jaise chutaad phas gye.... 

malti - ufff... ye chutad bhi na... 

malti ne phir ek ek karke dono chutad ko panty ke andar ghusaya... 

phir bed pe rakhi apni bra utha li... aur apne dono hatho mein ghusa li... 

aur ek ek karke apne saare kapdne phn li... aur ban than ke saj sawar ke.... katayi... zehar ban gyi.. 

sanju - hayee.....  kitni pyaari lag rhi hai meri maalti maal... umaa.. ( flying kiss dete hue..)

phir... jab sanju ko laga ki ab malti kamre se nikalne wali hai woh turant waha se utar ke rasoi mein... tabel chhod ke ghar ki chhatt pe bhaag gya.... 

malti apne kamre ka darwaaza khol ke bahr aa gyi.. tab tak... hariya bhi aa gya... 

hariya  - wow  beautiful... kya lag rhi ho aaj mallu....

upar se sanju seediyo se utarte hue... 

sanju - ye mallu kaun hai... kaka.. 

hariya aur malti ghabra gye... 

malti sarmaati hui kitchen mein bhaag gyi... 

sanju - batao na... kaka ye mallu kaun hai.. 

hariya - Aree beta.. woh.. kya hai na ki teri kaki ka naam malti hai toh mai usko pyaar se mallu bulata hu... 

malti kitchen se khana leke aate hue.. 

malti - ha beta.. ye naam tere kaka ne diya hai.. 

sanju - toh kya mai bhi aapko pyaar se mallu bula skta hu.. 

no response.... 

sanju - please maa.. kya mai aapko mallu maa bol skta hu... 

hariya aur malti sanju ke muh se mallu maa sunke khus hue... 

malti - ha.. bilkul mere laal... jo tera mann kare tu woh bulana mujhe... 

sanju khus hote hue... yeehhhh... mallu maa meri mallu maa.. 

sanju ko aise khus hota dekh... hariya aur malti bhi khush hokar hasne lagte hai... 

malti - accha ek baat bata sanju.... tu upar kya kar rha tha.. 

sanju ( jhut )- woh mallu maa mai jab yaha aaya toh aapne he toh mujhe bataya tha ki hariya kaka upar  hai toh mai unse upar chala gya tha.. phir hariya kaka ne mujhe yahi rukne ka kahke haveli chale gye... toh mai yahi chhatt pe dhoop sekne laga... 

malti - accha... tabhi mujhe pata he nhi chala... 

sanju - haa.. ( bach gye re baba) 

hariya - chalo chalo... ab khana lagao.. bahut bhook lag rhi hai.. 

malti - ji abhi lagati hu phle aap dono hath muh dho lijiye.. 

sanju aur hariya hath muh dho ke aakar khane ke liye baith gye... 

khana khate samay bhi sanju ke mann mein... wahi sab chal rha tha jo usne abhi dekha tha.. 

sanju ( kitni moti moti gaand hai... mallu kaki ki... dekho toh kaise matka matka ke chal rhi hai..) malti ke chalne pe uski matakti hui gaand ko dekhke... sanju ka lund hichkole maarne laga.. 

hariya - kya hua sanju tum khana kyu nhi kha rhe... 

sanju ( hadbada ke)- kha rha hu.. kha rha hu... 

khana khane ke baad sanju aur hariya haveli ke liye nikal gye.. aur malti ne bhi ghar ka darwaza andar se band kar diya aur khane chali gyi... 

idhar haveli pe... 

baki next update mein... 

update 15 

sanju aur hariya haveli pahuch jaate hai.. waha kaam joro soro se chal rha tha.. 

hariya aur sanju bhi kuch help karne lage taki jaldi se jaldi kaam khtam ho sake... 

phir shaam ko sabhi apne apne ghar wapis lautne lage. 

hariya bhi sanju ke sath wapis aane laga .... 

tabhi raste mein sanju ko susu aayi.... 

sanju - kaka mujhe bahut tezz susu aayi hai.. 

mai thoda halka hoke aata hu... 

hariya - thik hai beta... 

sanju hariya ke pass se thodi der ke liye chala gya... aur kuch dur jaake.... ek ped ke niche moothe laga... 

sanju ko kya pata tha ki woh jis ped ke neeche moot rha hai us ped ke upar ke bhoot soot ( so ) rha hai.. 

sanju ne moota toh moota lekin... muh se seeti bhi bajane laga.... 

aur aap sab ko toh pata hai gaav mein  pedo mein  bhoot hota hai... isliye ped ke pass nhi mootna chahiye... aur... ye bhi kaha jata hai ki raat ko aise sunsaan jagah par seeti nhi bajani chahiye.... warna hihihi

sanju ne seeti baja ke bahut badi galti kar dii thi... 

ped pe soya bhoot....aur bhoot ki maa ki choot  bada he khatrnaak hota hai mitro..

seeti ki aawaz sunke bhoot kasmasaate hue utha... 

bhoot - kaun hai re jo meri nind kharaab kar rha seeti baja ke.... 

bhoot uth ke necche jab sanju ko dekha... 

bhoot ka gussa aur bhi bhayankar ho gya... 

bhoot - ye... chutiya aadmi... saale ko itna bhi nhi pata ki seeti nhi bajana chahiye warna bhoot aa jata hai... 

ek toh seeti baja ke meri nind kharaab ki iski saja toh milegi... jarur milegi aur upar se saala moot bhi rha hai ye toh mera ghor aphmaan hai... iski double saja milegi... 

sanju ne apna mutra vishrajan samaapt kar liya tha.... aur ab woh ped ke pass se jaane laga.. 

bhoot - ruk saale mutarre... kaha bhaag rha hai... ruk... abhi batata hu tujhe...

sanju ko kaun sa bhoot ki aawaz sunayi deni thi... woh chupchaap apni dhun mein seeti bajate hue... chal pada hariya ke pass... 

hariya - ho gya beta.. 

sanju - ji.. ho gya...

aur sanju phir seeti bajane laga.. 

 hariya- Aree beta.. band karo.. abhi ke abhi band karo... 

sanju ( mann mein) - Abee.. lagta hai saala.. mootne ke baad lund andar daalna bhool gya lagta hai... mai bhi kitna bhulakkad hu... 

sanju - ji kaka... 

sanju ne phir se seeti bajate hue... neeche dekha... 

sanju ( mann mein) -) Aree mera lund toh andar he hai aur chain bhi laga hua hai toh phir ye budahu kya band karne bol rha... 

sanju - Aree kaka band he toh hai ye dekho ( pant ki taraf ishara karte hue..) 

hariya - Aree ye nhi... 

sanju - toh phir kya band karne bol rhe... 

hariya - ye jo tum seeti baja rhe ho woh band karo... 

sanju - par kyu... accha toh baja rha hu... 

dekhiye... phir se bajata hu... 

sanju ne phir se bajana suru kiya... 

hariya- Aree band karo nhi toh woh aa jayega... 

sanju - Aree kaun aa jayega... 

hariya - dekho beta gaanv mein manyata hai ki raat ko seeti bajane se bhoot aa jata hai... 

sanju - kuch bhi kaka.. 

hariya - mai sach bol rha hu... meri baat ka vishwas karo... 

sanju - kaka aapne kabhi dekha hai... seeti bajane pe bhoot aate hue... 

hariya - nhi lekin maanyata hai. 

sanju - dekhiye... kaka is gaav mein ek he bhoot thi woh chudail... aur uski maut ho chuki hai toh aap jyada mat ghabrao... aur jaldi ghar chalo.. 

hariya aur sanju phir gahr ki taraf badhne lage.... 

lekin raaste mein he.... 

haiya kaka jo ki sanju ke peeche peeche chal rhe thea... woh achanaak se hasne lage  . 

hariya - hihihihi.. 

sanju ( darte hue) - kya hua... kaka.. aap hash kyu rhe ho.... 

hariya bina kuch bole... 

hihihihihihi... 

sanju - Aree... kaka batao.. na kya ho gya... jo aise hase ja rhe ho... 

hariya - hihihihihihihihi ..... 

sanju ( is madarchod ko ab kya ho gya... abhi tak toh sab sahi tha.. kahi... meri firki toh nhi le rha..). 

sanju - Aree yaar  kaka majak band karo... aur jaldi ghar chalo... 

hariya - ab rone laga.... 

uuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu

sanju - Aree ab ro kyu rhe ho... 

hariya - uuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu.... 

sanju - Aree bhosdike kaka kahi pagal wagal toh nhi ho gye ho... bea... gaandu saale... is ghani andheri raat mein jungle ke bich mein saale... bhauke ja rhe ho... agar ye koi majak hai toh turant band kar aur chupchaap.... chal ghar... 

hariya gusse mein sanju ko ghurte hue... 

alag aawaz mein... ( hhuuuhh...... hhuuhh.... tu mujhe... gaali de rha... chutiye... tu janta nhi ki mai kaun hu.... mai koi tera kaka waka nhi..... hu hhihihihihihii.... )

sanju ka dimaag ghum gya... 

sanju ( chouk ke) - Aree bhosdike kaka... saale... majak mat kar idhar dil mein dhak dhak ho rela hai.... dekh chupchaap... ye nautanki chhod aur ghar chal... 

sanju ne itna he kaha ki.... hariya tezzi se daudhte hue... us ped ke pass chala gya... aur us ped mein chad ke ulta latak gya... 

sanju - Aree.. bhosdika... Aree.. bhosdika... ruk... madarchod..... kaka... kaha bhaag rha hai... saale... kaha bhaage ja rha hai... ek toh bhook se  halat aise he tight hai upar se is madarchod ko maskhari sujh rhi hai... 

mai khta hu ruk ja... 

hariya - mai ab tere hath nhi aane wala.... hihihihi 

sanju - aaakhir ye bhaag kyu rha hai.. 

kahi is bhosdiwaale ko daura toh nhi pad gya... ab toh isko pakad ke joota sunghana padega..... lekin joote mein itni sugandh nhi aayegi.. is bangdu ke liye.. toh moja he sahi hai... 

sanju hariya ka peecha karte hue... us ped ke pass pahuch gya... 

sanju - Aree Aree... ye Betichod.... is ped ke pass kyu aa rha... is ped pe toh abhi abhi mai moot ke aaya tha..... 

hariya tezi se daudhte hue ped pe chad gya.... aur ulta latak gya.... 

sanju - ye itni aasani se ped pe kaise chad gya... aur ulta latak ke kya siddh karna chahta hai... 

hariya kaka utro yaar... kaha bhoot ki tarah ped pe latak rhe ho... 

hariya haste hue hihihihihi... 

ab bhi nhi smjha... tu.... ki mai koi tera hariya kaka waka nhi.... balki bhoot hu... woh bhoot jo shanti se so rha tha... lekin tune aake... yaha moot ke... mera aphmaan kiya... aur uske upar seeti baja ke meri nind bhi kharaab ki hai.... isliye.... ab mai apni nind... tere is hariya kaka ke sarir ke sath poora karunga.... 

sanju - Aree behancho... tabhi tabhi... mai sochu... ki... ye saala... hariya kaka aise bauraaye bille ki tarah kyu harkatein kar rha... 

hariya ( bhoot ) - tu ja yaha se..... 

sanju- nhi mai nhi jaunga... phle mere kaka ke sarir ko chhodo.. 

bhoot - ye ab nhi ho skta... aur agar maine iske sarir ko chhod bhi diya... toh bhi ab koi fayda nhi... kyu ki maine iske praan har liye hai... aur ab iska sarir mera ho gya... 

sanju - kyaa... kaka mar gye... 

bhoot ( hariya) - haaa.... hihihihi 

sanju ( mann mein) - Aree behanchod.. isne toh hariya.... jaise burmariya ke praan har ke unke praan pakheru udda diya... ye burnariya hariya kaka toh mar gya... bhaag le beta sanju warna kahi kaka ki tarah tere bhi praan pakheru na udda de ye chutmarini ka bhoot. 

sanju sarpat daudhte hue bhaagne laga... 

hariya ( bhoot) - haste hue hihihihihi  bhaag... bhaag... hihihihi.. 

mera aphmaan kiya tha tune... meri nind kharaab ki thi bhaag bhosdike 

sanju.... girte padte bhaagte bhaagte.... gaav ki taraf aaya... aur sabse phle... usne gaav ke kuch logo ko jo haveli ki saaf safai karte thea  unse madad maangi... lekin koi abhi raat ko jane ko taiyaar nhi hua.... tabhi waha ek budhe kaka... jinka naam chungi laal tha woh aaye... 

chungi lal - hariya hamara padosi.. hai... gaav mein sabse acchi pehchaan hai... kabhi kisi se bair nhi rkha... hamesha dusro ki madad kii aue jab aaj us ko madad ki jarurat hai toh tum sab apna muh chhupa rhe ho.... 

laanat hai tum logo ki jawani hai.... mai bhudha ho chuka hu sanju beta phir bhi mai hariya ko bachane chalunga... jisko bhi mere sath aana hai... woh aa jaaye.... warna jaake apni ( gaand)  maarvaaye... 

chungi lal ki baat ka logo par gehra asar hua... abhi abhi jo log Jane ko taiyaar na thea.. woh sab ab.... sanju ke sath chalne ko taiyaar ho gye.... 

sanju un sab ko us jagah par le gya... jaha hariya ( bhoot)  ped pe ulta latak rha tha... 

itne saare logo ko ek sath laalten pakde aata dekh.... 

hariya ( bhoot) - Aree ye saala... toh sabko lekar yaha aa gya... ab kya karu.... lagta hai ye log mujhe chain se sone nhi denge... 

mujhe in sab ko chakhma dena hoga... 

sab hariya ke pass aa gye... 

hariya ( bhoot) ped se utar ke un sab ke saamne khada ho gya... 

chungilal - bata kaun hai tu.... 

aur tune hariya ke saath kya kiya hain... 

hariya ( bhoot) - ye aap kaisi baat kar rhe hai.... mai he toh hariya hu.... 

chungilal - jhut bol rha hai... tu... 

sanju - ha ha... jhut bol rha hai.... 

hariya ( bhoot) - chup ho ja kalmuhe... tu mujhe yaha chhod ke bhaag gya aur ab gaav me jaakar.... mere baare mein.... galat galat afwaah phaila rha.... 

sanju - abee.. jhuthe.... saale..... jhut bolta hai...

hariya ( bhoot) - mai koi jhut nhi bol rha.... tu jhut bol rha hai mai hariya hu hariya... 

sanju - ye jhut bol rha hai chungi uncle.... 

chungilal - huuhhh.... dono sant ho jaao....

sanju.... ke pass jhut bolne ki wajah nhi hai.... lekin jaise isne aarop lagaye hai uske hisaab se thik hai... agar tum hariya ho... toh hum maan lenge ki tum hariya ho... 

sanju - ye aap kya kah rahe ho.... 

hariya ( bhoot) - khus hote hue.. ha ha... aap bilkul sahi kah rhe ho chungi uncle.... 

chungi lal - lekin uske phele tumhein hamare sawaalon ka sahi sahi jawab dena hoga.. 

sanju ( smile  ) - ye hui na baat

ab bol bea... 

hariya ( bhoot) -- (mann mein) -- saala... budhau... hosiyaar nikla... khel gya... ab kya karu.... kya karu..... is madarchod ne toh phasa diya.... 

chungi lal - chup kyu ho gye... 

hariya ( bhoot) -( gusse se) -  

nhi.... mujhe apni satyata pramaanit karne ke liye kisi ke sawaalon ke jawab dene ki koi jarurat nhi hai.... 

sanju - jarurat toh hai.... warna... accha nhi hoga.. 

hariya ( bhoot) - garajte hue... - warna kya kar lega re tu.... jaise tere is kaka ko maara hai waise tujhe... bhi maar dalunga.. aur in gaav walo ko bhi.... 

bhoot  ne gusse mein apne he paav pe kulhaadi maar li.... usne gusse mein apna sach sabke saamne ujaagar kar diya... 

chungi laal ke sath sabhi log uski ye baat sunkar.... awaak rah gye.... un sabko ab sanju ki baat ka yakeen ho gya... 

idhar gaav mein malti ko bhi is baat ki khabar lag thi ki hariya ko jungle mein kuch ho gya hai... toh wah..... bhi gaav walo ke pecche peeche aane lagi thi apni gaav ki kuch padosan ke sath.... 

aur hariya ke muh se jo abhi gaav walo ne suna woh malti ne bhi sun liya woh vahi peeche he thi... aur usko jaise he pata chala... ki uske pati ki mrityu ho gyi hai..... uski ek jordaar cheenk nikal gyi aur woh is sadme se behosh ho gyi.... 

uski cheenk se sabka dhyaan us or gya.. ki tabhi woh bhoot hariya ki body ko sath lekar chala gya... 

sanju daudke malti ke pass gya.... 

aur usko hosh mein laane ki koshish karne laga... lekin woh hosh mein aa he nhi rhi thi... 

chungilal- Aree woh kaha gya.... aur hariya ka sarir bhi lekar chala gya... 

sabhi - sanju se kahne lage....

sabhi - sab tumhare karan hua hai... na tum yaha aate na... he tum haveli mein rhne ki jidd karte na hariya is raaste pe itni raat ko jata aur na he... woh bhoot hariya ko pakadta... aur na he hariya ki maut hoti... hariya ke maut ke zimmedaar sirf tum ho sanju... sirf tum.... 

sanju gaav walo ke aise baato ko sunkar... mann he mann dukhi ho gya.... usko bhi lag rha tha ki shyd in sab mein kahi na kahi... uski he galti hai... aur aise he woh udaas hokar... uski aankhon mein aanshoo aa gya... aur uske aankhon se nikalta hua aanshoo uske galoon se hote hue ris ris ke girne lgaa.. jo uski godh mein behosh padi malti le chehre pe pada.... aue usko hosh aaya.... 

malti ko hosh aa.. gya... 

malti sanju ko aise rota hua dekh ke aur gaav waalo ko sanju ko khari khoti sunate hue dekh ke... woh apne pati ke marne ke gam ko daba ke... bol padi.... 

malti - chup ho jaiye.. aap sab.... 

sanju malti ki aawz sunke apne aankh khol ke dekhne laga... 

sanju - maa aapko... hosh aa gya... 

malti - haa.... beta... tu ro mat.... beta... 

sab gaav walo kaan  khol ke sun lijiye... mere pati ki maut ho gyi... is baat ka jitna dukh aap sab ko hua hai us se bhi kahi jayada dukh mujhe hua... hai... aur sanju ko bhi mere samaan dukh hua hai... Aree isne toh mujhe apni maa samaan maana hai... aur mere pati ko apne pita samaan.... toh sochiye... ki isko kitna dukh hoga jisne apne pita ko khoya ho... 

mai janti hu ki ab woh kabhi wapas nhi aayenge... lekin mai unke hatyaare us bhoot ko jayada din tak chain se nhi rhne dungi ye mera apne mare hue pati se vaad hai... 

aur please aap log sanju ko kisi bhi baat ke liye blame mat kariye... 

sanju rote hue malti se lipat gya.. 

sabhi... malti ki baat sunkar... shant hue... 

chungilal - lekin malti behan... hum us bhoot ko kaise pakdenge... 

sanju - woh sab aap log mujh par chhod dijiye... jisne mere hariya kaka ke sath aisa kiya hai... mai usko hamesa hamesa ke liye... khatam kar dunga... 

phir sab waha se ghar chale.. gye... 

malti ki halat thik nhi thi lekin woh khud ko sambhaalne ka prayaas kar rhi thi.... 

sab wapas ghar aa gye... 

2 din tak sabne shok manaaya.... 

teesre din... kya hua... woh jaan ne ke liye padhte rahiye... 

Update 15

idhar.... Jab 

Us chudail ke behan ko pata chala...ki uski behan ki kisi ne hatya kar di hai....

chudail ki behan... Sumona..

Sumona chudail...

Bala ki khubsurat...

jisko koi bhi aadmi... Bas nazar bhar ke dekh le toh uska lunda apna paani jhaad de ..... Aur uske husn ke jhaal mein giraft hokar.... Sumona ki har ek baat maan ne ko taiyar ho jaaye... Sumona ne aaj tak kayi mardo... Ko apne husn ke jaal mein phaas ke un sab ke sath sambhog kiya aur sambhog ke turant baad un sab ko maar ke unki aatmao ko apna gulaam bana liya   

sumona ko jisne bhi ek baar dekh liya... Woh ya toh ye kaha jaaye ki woh.... Uske husn ko dekhkar uski taraf khicha chala gya... Ya phir ye kaha jaaye ki... Usko dobara is duniya mein nhi dekha... Gya....

sumona ki umar... 100 se bhi jyada saal thi... Lekin uska husn... Usko kisi 29 saal ki khubsurat  ladki ke samaan dikhaane mein  koi kami nhi chhodta..... .. 

Sumona.... Dar -Asal..... Kue... Ke bhitar... Se hokar jaane wale... Ek behad he daraawne.... Kaale.... Andhere... Wali jagah mein nivaas karti hai.... Kue ke neeche... Andheri kaali jagah maano usne apna saamraajya... Sthapit kiya hua ho..... Waha ki woh maharani ho..... Aur uski seva... Mein jin jin ki aatma ko usne vash mein kar rkha tha woh sab uski gulaami karte hai.... 

sumona... Ki ek khaas gulaam bhi hai.... Lata.... Jisko.... Sumona... Apni maa ki tarah maanti hai.... Woh kyu.... Ye aage pata chalega.. 

sumona... Abhi apne... Daasiyo... ( gulaam aatmaao) ka naach dekh rhi thi.... Aur jo thik se nhi naach rhi thi uski kode  se pitayi kar he rahi thi ki tabhi.... 

 

Ye hai kue ke andar ki jagah.... Jaha ek aalishaan... Sa... Chudail palace bana hua hai jaha... Ki malikaa hai sumona... 

 

The tale of sumona

The tale of sumona 

update 16

sumona ke mahal ka bahar se deedar toh aap logo ne kar he liya hoga.. 

ab chaliye... uske mahal ke gate ke pass chalte hai... 

ha... toh main gate pe entry lene se phle.. aapko  milna hoga... is haseena se... 

toh bhai log... ready ho jaao...

ye hai....sumona devi ke palace ki rakhwalan....

naam hai champakali  

jo unke house pe aane wale bin bulaaye mehmaano.. ka shavaagat bade he khatarnaak tarike se karti hai... 

ab.... 

toh kuch is tarike ka hai sumona madam ke house  ya palace ka main gate...

ab chalte hai thoda gate ke andar ki taraf.... 

toh chaliye... darwaja khol ke chalte hai... 

Aree... Aree... Behanchod e datwaja kahe nhi khul raha 

"" Darwaza khol.... Burmaari ki... Darwaza khol...""

Ha khula khula.... Tumhare bhai ne dum laga ke khola hai 

gate ke andar pravesh karte he.... kuch aisa view aapko dekhne ko milta hai... 

phir aur aage chalte hai... kyu ki hum sab ko toh sumona madam se milna hai 

toh yaha se hote hue bhi chalte hai

toh kue ke andar paani mein aise hai sumona madam ka house... 

chalo ab entry karte hai.... 

entry karte he... ye kya.... Aree.. baba re baba

Ye chamkaadadh kaun latka dis bea 

aisa... bhayanak... chiz.... dikh gya... 

chalo thoda... right mudhte hai..

. 

Aree... waah..... bahute... paisa... kharcha kiya hai.. maan gye... madam ji ko.... 

ab thoda... left....

 

Aree.... baba re baba.... is chudail ko motiyabind hai ka ji... sab kuch... kaala kaala laga rkha hai... lagta hai... ki iska motiyabind ka operation sanju baba ko batti bujha ke karna padega.... smjh rhe ho 

saala... ye toh bille bagge billiyaan da ki karegi... se bhi jyada khatarnaak lag rha hai... 

ab thoda aage ko ho lo... Toh phir padta hai.... Seedhi toh dekhiye aap log bhi thoda... ☺

ha toh isko khte seedhi smjh gye...mujhe pata hai kisi ko smjh toh aaya nhi hoga phir bhi chalo...aage badhte hai...

is seedhi pe chad ke....aree bhai seedhi pe chad ke naa ki ghodi pe chadke kuch bhi sunte ho yaar 

chalo chalo ek nazar.... sumona... devi ji ke bed ( dekho toh bed ka naam sunte he kaise chehere pe mushkaan aa gyi launde ki... raja ji... ) ..... toh mai bedroom ki baat kar rha tha...

toh Chalte hai sumona devi ji ke bedroom mein... sab apni apni kamar kas le... koi apni lower niche nhi utarega... smjhe... good

aise... kekda chaap.... dant nipor... chadar mod.. takiya khor... bed ko dekh ke.... mujhe toh sach mein... moot aa gya... bhai.. log pata nhi aap log ko kya aaya...

toh mai thoda moot ke aata hu... woh bhi sumona madam sorry sorry devi ji ke bathroom mein... 

e dekho " maine... kiya... ,, maine kiya.. " ab dora the explorer ki tarah... gaand mat matkaane lag jaana... humne kiya karte karte  

toh mai bas ye keh rha tha.. ki maine kiya. 

thik thik hai... kar liya... lekin paani nhi daala.. marne do saali ko badbu... se.. ☺ 

chalo phir chalte hai... uske nahane ka samaan dekhne... aree mera mtlb... pata nhi kis se hai... 

ha yahi hai woh... yahi saala hai.. jo roj litata hai sumona baby... mera mtlb hai ki debi ji ko apne upar... aajkal jabaan phisal rhi... debi ka babi ho ja rha ..

ab chalo... thoda aur aage chalte hai... lekin kaha..?? Aree . wahi... jaha... koi aata jaata hai.. 

 lekin kyu aata jata hai... maine toh nhi kaha na bhai log aane jaane ko phir kyu... 

Ha toh mai iski baat lar rha tha... 

ye hai hamari darling  sumona ka mirror jaha woh apne muh pe..... pata nhi kya lagati hai ki chudail hokar bhi chudail ban jati hai 

Bedroom se nikal ke 

Wapas seedhiyon pe aate hai... 

ab hum neeche utar ke aa jate hai... 

ye wahi seedhiyaan hai mere mitro... jaha se sumona devi apne pyaare paayre ulte pairo se chlte hue... apne kamre se neeche utarti hai aur Hall mein jaha woh apne gulaamo se kaam karwati hai waha aati hai...

aapko bhi karna hai kya.. sumona devi ka deedar.... toh kara rha hu na.... itna hadbada kahe rhe ho aap log... mai jarur dikhayega... Aree ghabrao nahi... lawda nhi dikha rha  ...

toh pesh hai... malikaaa...a.... chudail.... husn..a...paan paraag garam masaala...powder se puti hui.... sanju se chudi hui... mohtarma... sumona... 

Aree... bhai... aayi nhi ab tak... 

aa  rhi hai.. 

Aree kaha aa rhi hai... 

aayegi aayegi... sabar karo... 

nhi hota sabar jab jeeb kare

pussy chatne ko. labar labar... 

woh aayi.... balkhaayi... mask  pehan ke aayi... 

kat gya chutiya... 

ab khus... khus na... batao batao... warna... bhaag jayegi... jaldi bolo... bolo.. khus na... 

ab bhi khus nhi hue.... 

Chalo.. Chalo... 

itne mein... 

isme bhi khus nhi... 

ab toh ho gye hoge... khus ☺

ha... toh bas... sab moh maaya hai.. lekin... ye sumona hai... tumhari bhabhi hai... koi gandi nazar se nhi dekhega... smjhe... 

kyu.. ki... hatt ja saamne se... teri bhabhi khadi hai.. 

ab chaliye... hunter maharani... sumona rani kya kar rhi hai dekh lete hai... 

toh mahal mein ghuste he... " kuch dur chalte he... " raste mein hai uska... " Hall " jaha baith ke woh dekhti hai... dance   ......

dance jo pasand na.. aaya.. phir hai... usne hunter chalaya.. 

 

maharani... sumona... devi... apne saamne naach rhi... kuch paglendii... female ghost ka ranga rang karyakram dekh rhi hoti hai...

lekin... us rangarang karyakram mein.... naachte naachte ek bhootni... ka pair slip ho jaata hai... aur  dance mein gadbadi ho jati hai...

aur ye sumona devi ji ko bilkul pasand nahi aata.... aur woh... 

beautiful ❤ se..... bloody  chull ban jati hai... jisko dekh ke... acche accho ki moot nikal aati hai...

ab Sumona  gusse mein.. jo dhang se nhi naach rhe apne gulaam banaye... Ladki aatmaaoo ko kode se maar he rhi thi ki tabhi... Waha ek crow means....bagula  Aree..ha wahi kale rang ka bagula .... Aata hai.. jisko...aap sab kauve ke naam se aur mai bagule ke naam se janta hu....ab woh kaala bagula ( kauva) aakar sumona ke kandhe pe  baith jata hai....

Uske aakar baithne pe.... Sumona... Apne hatho ko un nartakiyo pe kode barsaane se rok deti hai... Woh kaala bagula ( crow) .... Sumona ke kaano mein kuch kahta hai..... Jise sunkar.... Sumona ki aankien... Laal.... Ho jati hai.... Aur jo usne... Koda.. Chalana rok diya tha woh us kode se ab sataak sataak peetne lagti... Hai...

Gulaam ( females) dard se chillane lagte hai....

Aaahhh.... Bachao.... Malikaa.. Reham... Reham... Malikaa... Humein... Maaf kar dijiye... Malikaa..... Dobara... Aisi galti... Nhi hogi malikaa....

Lekin..... Sumona ke kaan mein joo tak nhi reng rhi thi... Woh satasat kode ki barsaat un gulaamo ke upar kare ja rhi..thi..

Tabhi waha... Entry hoti hai.. Ek adhed umar ki aurat ki.... Jisko bas khubsurat kahna uske husn ke saan mein gustaakhi hogi... Uska husn..... Sarbati tha... Uski chaal... Hathni si thi... Ghane kaale Baal...... teekhe nayan.. Badi si gaand jo uske chalne se hil rhi thi aur uske kamar ki woh lachak... Jisko dekh buddhe toh kya baache bhi kacchha gila kar de....

Iske pass 2 bade bade reason hai.... Jo aap logo ko bhi dikh rhe honge 

Woh aurat jiska naam tha lata.... Ji ha yahi woh dasi thi jisko.... Sumona apni maa ke samaan maanti thi aur uski har baat maanti thi....

Lata chalke sumona ke pass aati hai.. Aur aise berhami se un nacchne waliyo ko kode se maarta dekh.... Woh sumona ko khti hai...

Lata - kya hua... Sumona beta... Aise... Kyu maar rhi ho...

Lata ki baat sunkar sumona ka dhyan jo us kaale bagule ( crow) ki baat sunke kahi kho gya tha woh wapas lauta...

Sumona - ne koda maarna... Aur tezz kar diya... Aur cheekne lagi....

Yaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh......

Lata - ne sumona ka hath pakad ke.... Ruk jao... Aakhir baat kya hai ye toh batao aur aise itna maarogi toh ye mar jayenge... Phir tum apni gulami kinse karwaogi...

Lata ki baat sunkar sumona thoda shant hui...

Sumona.... - rote hue.... Lata se lipat jati hai....

Dasi maa... Dasi maa... 

Lata - kya hua sumona... Beta... Batao bhi....

Sumona ( rote hue) - meri... Choti behan.... Chutki chudail.... Nhi rhi...

Lata ( shock) - kya... Lekin...ye kaise ho skta hai ek chudail ko maarne ki himmat kiski hui...

Sumona - abhi abhi.... Is chirkut ( kaale bagule urf crow maharaj ka naam)  ne mujhe bataya...ki haveli ka malik seher se yaha gaav aaya hai aur usne he Meri chutki chudail behan ki choti kaat ke usko maut ke ghaat utaar diya....

Lata bhi ye baat sunke rone laga...

Lata ( rote hue) - hey saitaan ye kya ho gya.... Aapke chhatrachaaya mein rhne walo ko koi insaan maar ke chala gya.... Ye kya ho rha hai...

Sumona - ( gusse mein) - daasi maa... Mai apni chutki behan ka badla jarur lungi... Us se... Mai us insaan ko kaccha chana jaungi....

Lata ( ghabghabraate hue ) - shaant sumona beta... Shaant..... Gusse mein... Liya phaisla... Hamesha galat hota hai....

Sumona - kya...? Kya kaha aapne..?

Kya ab apne behan ke hatyaare ko maarne ka phaisla bhala kaise galat ho skta hai dasi maa

Lata - dekho... Tum he socho... Jo insaan tumhari behan chutki jaisi shaktishali chudail ko maar skta hai... Woh koi saadhaaran insaan toh hoga nhi woh jarur koi vidhya jaanta hoga.... Aur kya pata tumhari bhi takat uske saamne kamzor pad jaaye...

Sumona - toh kya chahti hai aap ki mai uski shaktiyo se dar ke chupchaap hath pe hath dhare baith jaau... Kuch na karu...

Lata ( samjhaate hue) - Aree nhi beti mai aisa nhi kah rhi mai toh bas itna kah rhi hu ki.... Us aadmi ko shakti mein harana... Thoda mushkil hoga isliye hum uske upar nazar rakhenge... Taki uski koi kamzori hath lage.... Aur hum uski kamjori ka fayda uthakar usko apne jaal mein phasa lenge aur phir jaal mein agar ek baar machali phas gyi phir uska bach ke nikalna asambhav hai....

Phir lata ne sumona ke kaan mein kuch kaha.. ............................. 

Lata - smjhi.....

Sumona - haa smjh gyi... Dasi maa....

Lata - toh phir maine jaisa jaisa kaha hai vaisa vaisa karti ja... Phir dekhna woh hatyaara kaise phasta hai .....

Dono.... Shaitaani hasi hasne lage... 

Sumona ne ek dasi ko bulaya...

Dasi - ji malikaa..

Sumona - jao... Ja ke pikachu ko bulao....

Dasi ne jaldi jake..... Pikachu ko bulaya...

Pikachu... - ji malikaa... Aapne is mulaazim ko yaad kiya ye aapka mulaazim aapki khidmat mein haazir hai...

Sumona - aao Pikachu aao... Tumhe hamara ek kaam karna hoga...

Pikachu - kaisa kaam malikaa...

Sumona - ***********************

Pikachu - ho jaayega....

Sumona - thik hai... Ab tum jao... Dhyan rhe.... Ki  woh Mera shikaar hai....

Pikachu - ji...

Pikachu.... Waha se sumona ki aagya paakar.... Chal pada...."

idhar.... malti ke ghar pe malti udaas hariya ki yaad mein baithi hui thi.... sanju bhi uske sath.... baitha hua tha.... tabhi.... darwaaze pe... kisi ki dastak hui..... 

2 auratien.... - haaye... mere pati... mera bapu karte hue.... ghar ke andar ghus aayi... waha malti aur sanju ke alawa aur bhi gaav ke log thea... mahilaayein thi.... 

ek aurat jiski naam kamli tha... umar ( 52 ) mst maal.... chodne layak.... 

kamli - kaun ho aap dono aur ye mera pati mera bapu kahte hue.... yaha kaha ghuse chale aa rhe ho.... 

ek aurat jo mera pati mera pati kar rhi thi.... 

aurat - ji mera naam bimla hai aur ye mere sath jo aayi hai woh meri aur hariya ji ki beti chanda hai...  mai pados ke gaav ki hu... aur ye jo ghar hai ye mere pati hariya ji ka hai.... 

sab ye sunkar shock rah gye.... 

malti jo abhi tak dukhi thi aur ghumsum si baithi thi... usme maano bijli si furti aa gyi.... 

aur woh uth ke daudhte hue bahar un dono aurato ke pass aa gyi uske peeche peeche sanju bhi aa gya.... 

malti - kya kaha... kya kaha kalmuhi tune mere pati ke baare mein ki woh tera pati hai.... 

bimla - haa... behan... malti.... unhone tumhe ye baat nhi batayi thi.... 

malti - kalmuhi ye kya kuch bhi ant shant bake ja rhi hai... mere pati ke khilaaf.... 

bimla - mai bilkul sach kah rhi hu.... malti.... ye meri beti chanda hamare pyaar ki nishaani hai... 

malti... kuch bolne he wali thi ki... 

sanju - bimla ji chanda aap dono yaha... peeche se aate hue sanju ne kaha... 

bimla - Aree sanju beta.. tum bhi yaha ho... 

sanju - ji mai toh yahi rhta hu lekin aap dono yaha kaise... 

malti - sanju.. kya tum in dono ko jaante ho... 

sanju - haa... woh jab mai gaav ke bahar ke jungle mein gya tha toh bhatak gya tha toh inhone he mujhe rasta bataya tha... 

malti - mtlb ki tum in dono ke baare mein nhi jante... 

sanju - mai kuch smjha nhi?? 

kya nhi janta mai 

malti - yahi ki... ye dono tumhare kaka ki dusri patni aur uski beti hone ka dava kar rhi hai.... 

sanju ( shocked) - kya..... ye kaise ho skta hai..

malti - wahi toh... ye ho hi nhi skta... 

bimla - ye ho chuka hai behan.... bas tumhe aur gaav walo ko nhi pata... 

sanju - nhi... nhi... hum nhi maante.. 

malti - haa... hum nhi maante.... 

bhaago. yaha se mere pati ko. badnaam karne aa gyi dono ki dono..... 

gaav wale... - haa haa hum bhi nhi maante... hariya ke accha aadmi tha... woh aisi harkat kabhi nhi kar skta... 

bimla - Aree aap log meri baat ka yakeen kijiye... mai sach mein unki patni hu.... aur ye sach mein hariya ji ki he beti hai.... 

chungilal- accha... behan.. agar tum hariya ki patni hone ka dava kar he rahi ho toh... koi saboot dikhao.... aakhir kya saboot hai tumhare pass ki tum hariya ki biwi ho.... 

aur gaav mein sabko pata hai ki hariya kabhi baap nhi ban skta tha tabhi toh malti ji ki godh aaj tak suni ki suni hai

bimla- ye sab jhoot hai... woh baap ban sakte thea... aur hamari beti chanda iska jeeta jaagta udaahran hai.... unhone mehnat kar kar ke palang tod tod ke raat din paseene chhod mehnat ki hai aur uska phal meri beti chanda hai... aur rahi baat saboot ki toh.... saboot bhi hai mere pass.... lekin ye saboot mein... malti ko he akele mein dikhana chahti hu.... 

malti - chal dikha... kya dikhana hai mai bhi toh dekhu tera jhootha saboot... 

bimla - yaha nhi akele mein... 

sanju - nhi malti maa aap akele mein mat jaao... 

malti - nhi... mai jaungi... aakhir mai bhi toh jaanu kya aisa dikhana chahti hai... 

malti bimla ke sath andar chali gyi... 

sanju bhi sabse chipte chupaate... dono ke peeche ho liya aur chupkar dono ki baat sunne laga... 

malti - chal dikha kya dikhana chahti hai... 

bimla ne apna phone nikala... aur apni aur hariya kaka ki chudai ki video jo undono ne memories ke liye banayi thi woh malti ke aage chala di... 

Sanju jo ye sab chhup ke sun rha tha.. 

sanju ( mann mein) - Aree madarchod.... ye hariya kaka ko kaha mai bhola bhala smjh rha tha.... betichod.. se yaha.... maal phasa ke rkha hua tha... chalo... jo bhi hua accha hua... ab kam se kam malti.... ke dil mein us budhau ke liye nafrat toh jagega.... phir toh mera kaam aasan hai... 

malti - nhi... ye nhi ho skta... aur phir phone wahi pe patak ke... jor jor se rone lagi.... 

kyu.... aakhir... kyu kiya unhone aisa... kya kami thi mujhme.... jo unhone mere sath aisa... kiya... aur agar woh baap ban skte thea... toh kya... mere andar kami thi kya isliye unhone mujhe dhoka diya... 

bimla - nhi.... darasal baat ye hai ki... hariya aur mai ek dusre se pyaar karte thea... lekin hariya ke baapuji ne bachpan se hariya ka rishta tumhare sath tay kar diya tha jiske baare mein hariya ko pata nhi tha.... hariya ne tumse shadi se mana bhi kiya lekin uske bapuji nhi maane toh jabran unko tumhse shadi karni padi... 

lekin unhone tumhe... kabhi apni patni nhi maana... isliye aaj tak tumhare sath woh sab nhi kiya jo woh mere sath karte thea... 

malti - lekin woh toh mere sath bhi karte thea... 

bimla - nhi... woh tumhari galat fehmi hai... woh tumhe bas khus rkhne ke liye... tumhari aankhon  mein patti baandh ke tumhare bur mein ungli ghusaate thea... na ki apna lund... isliye tum kabhi maa nhi bani... 

malti - kyaa.... itna bada dhoka...

sanju ( mann mein) - wow  yaar... iska mtlb meri mallu... virgin hai.... iski bur ki seal abhi tak tooti nhi.... maja aa gya... jug jug jiyo kaka.. Aree kaha woh toh tapak gye... koi na. jug jug maro kaka...

maja aayega.... malti ki kuwari bur marne mein.... 

bimla - ab toh tumhein yakeen ho gya na... 

malti ( sisakte hue)- haaa... 

bimla - toh phir chalo aur sabke saamne kabul karo 

bimla aur malti bahar aane lage... sanju bhi unke aane se phle... waha se khisak ke bheed ke  paas aa gya... 

malti ko aata dekh... 

kamli - batao... malti behann... saboot hai bhi iske paas ya.... aise he bol rhi thi  ye... 

malti - ji inke pass saboot hai... aur phir usne kahani suna di... hariya aur bimla ke pyaar ki... sex wali baaton ko chhod ke...

malti - mai inko apne pati ki dusri pathi ke roop mein swikaarti... hu aur inki beti ko bhi apne pati ki beti ke roop mein swikaarti hu... 

malti ke swikaarne ke baad kisi ki himmat nhi hui... un dono ko kuch bhi bolne ki... 

lekin sabhi hariya ko kosne lage... aur malti bhi ab tak jo hariya ki maut ka maatam mana rhi thi  woh ab hariya ko apni zindagi barbaad karne aur dhoka dene ke karan kosne aur gaaliya dene lagi 

malti ( mann mein) - us harami... ke sath jo hua accha hua.... saale ne meri puri zindagi khraab kar di... mai yaha maa banne ko tarasti rhi aur woh kameena bahar muh kaala karta phir rha... mai ab se us se sirf nafrat karti hu... nafrat.... 

baki sab log.... bhi tamasha dekh ke apne apne ghar chale gye... 

ab bakiyo ke ghar jaan ke baad.... malti bhi apne kamre mein chali gyi... aur sanju bhi uske piche piche chal pada...... 

sanju - ye kya... mallu maa.. aapne aisa kyu kiya... aakhir usne aise kya saboot dikha diye ki aap ek jhatke mein unko hariya kaka ki biwi aur beti maan gyi... 

malti - sanju beta... woh mai nhi bata skti... aur tum bhi mujhse mat puchna... meri khatir un dono ko apna lo... 

sanju - thik hai... aap kahti hai toh apna leta hu.... 

malti - thank you sanju beta... 

accha sanju suno.... woh tum. thoda... bazaar se sabjiya la doge kya... ghar mein khatam ho gyi hai... 

sanju - ji...mallu maa.. vaise kisme jana hai... 

malti - cycle se... 

sanju (  ) -- kya... ?? cycle se...

malti - haa.. cycle se...

sanju - accha... thik hai... waise bazaar kaha lagta hai...

malti - ha.. woh bazaar yaha se... 7 km dur ek gaav hai.. sabjinagar wahi lagta hai... 

sanju - kya.... kaha..... aapne..... 7 km...

malti - haa 7 km... 

tumhare kaka har 2 din mein waha jakar hari sabjiya laate thea... ye lo pakdo paise... ( almaari se paise nikaal ke dete hue) 

aur ye rha thaila   jao jaldi aana... phir tumhe badhiya badhiya khana bana ke khilaungi...

sanju  - thik hai.. thik hai.... jaata hu...

sanju ghar ke bahar rkhi cycle ko chalate hue Jane lagta hai... 

idhar bimla aur chanda.... ek ek kamre mein apna apna samaan jamane lagti hai... 

baki next update mein... 

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              update 17 

sanju cycle leke.... market sabji lene ja rha tha... 

lekin... jaate jaate.... raste mein... cycle ka tyre puncher ho gya.. 

sanju ( hatt hatt behanchod.... saala tyre puncher ho gis bea... ab hum ka karu )

chalo paidal yatra he kara jaaye... 

cycle ko pakad ke paidal chalte hue... 

gaane gaate hue... 

" mai toh cycle chala rha tha... raste pe ja rha tha cycle chala rha tha... tyre puncher hua toh mai kya karu..... "

aise he... lagbahg... 2 ghante ki kadi paidal yatra ke baad.... sanju aakhir kaar pahuch he gya market.... waha se sabjiya uthayi... aur puncher ki dukaan ka pata bhi pucchh liya... 

aadmi - yaha se left jaiyega... phir right jaiyega... phir left jaiyega phir right jaiyega.. phir left jaiyega phir right jaiyega... phir

sanju  - ha mai smjh gya.. phir left jana hai..

admi - Aree nhi.... yahi toh gadbadi kar diye aap.. 

aapko phir right jana tha.. 

sanju - accha thik hai... mai dudh lunga... bahut bahut shukriya aapka... 

aadmi - Aree nahi... hum jab kisi ka madad karta hu... toh aise aadha adhura nahi na karta hu... pura karta hu... toh pura suniye  

sanju  - no response...

( mann mein) - saala... madarchod.... kabse left right karke paka rha... 

aadmi - dekhiye.. aap ye jo rasta dikh rha hai na... ispe seedha jaiyega... phir ek tho turn aayega... turn se seedha... left mud jaiyega.... phir ek tho seedha rasta aayega... raste ke bagal mein khet bhi hai.... aap kahi khet mein mat ghus jaiyega.... bilkul seedha jaiyega.. 

sanju - Aree hadd aadmi ho yrr... mai khet mein kyu ghusunga... 

aadmi - woh sab humko nhi pata ki tum kyu ghusega... lekin... mujhe pakka yakeen nahi balki pakka sakeen hai ki tum khet mein jarur ghusega.. 

sanju ( mann mein ) - sar khujaate hue... 

kyu... aakhir... kyu pucch liya maine is pagal se.. isne toh mera dimaag kharab kar diya... 

aadmi - aee.. babu... toh smajh aaya tumko rasta... 

sanju - ji.. badi meharbaani aapki jo aapne... itna apni faltu samay humko pakane mein diya.. 

aadmi - aree tumko kaise pata humko khana pakane ka bahut shauk hai... 

sanju - Aree mai khana pakane ki baat nhi kar rha.. 

aadmi - aree.. iska matlab.. tum pagal hai. 

sanju - kya.. ? 

aadmi - ha kyuki.. vishw mein ek khana he hai jisko pakaya ja skta hai... aur tum khane ke alawa bhi kuch aisa janta hai jisko pakaya ja skta hai... aur aisi khufiya baatein paaglao ke he dimaag mein  aati hai... 

sanju ( gusse mein) - nikal... nikal... madarchod... 

aadmi - aee babu dekho...phli baat hum tumko bata du ki hum koi madarchod wadarchod nhi hu...ha...hum ek bhabhichod hu..

aur dusri baat  babu... ye toh hamara he dukaan hai.. tum niklo yaha se... 

sanju - ha ha ja rha hu... 

sanju ne apni cycle pakdi sabji ki thaili cycle ke handle pe latka li aur chal pada... puncher shop ki talaas mein... 

chalte chalte sanju thak gya... lekin puncher shop tha ki mil he nhi rha tha... 

sanju - lagta hai ki paidal he wapas jana padega... 

sanju ne ab puncher shop ki talaas band kar di... aur wapas gaav ki taraf apne kadam badha diye... 

tabhi usko raste mein ek jagah par ek thele wala mila jiska chota sa thela tha... jisme woh puncher banane ka kaam karta tha... 

sanju - Aree... mai faltu mein waha bhatak rha tha jab ki puncher shop toh gaav ke raste mein he hai... 

sochte hue.. 

lekin... subah jab mai aaya tha is raste se tab toh yaha koi thela nhi tha... ye sunsaan jagah thi phir ye acchanak... kaise... 

chalo jo bhi ho mujhe kya... mujhe puncher banwane se mtlb hai 

sanju us thele ke pass pahuch ke 

sanju - bhaiya... jara meri cycle ki puncher bana dena... 

thele wala - ji bhaiya ji... aap cycle yaha laga dijiye... 

sanju ne cycle wahi bagal mein park kar di.. 

thele wala puncher banane laga... 

thele wala.. - waise bhaiya ji aap kaha ke ho... yaha kabhi dekha nhi aapko... 

sanju - ji woh mai seher se hu yaha gaav mein meri ek property thi jisko bechna tha isliye... yaha aaya tha... 

thele wala - kaun se gaav ki baat kar rhe ho aap.. 

sanju - yahi apna haveli wada jaha hai na . 

thele wala ( shocked) - kya... aap us gaav mein rhne aaye ho... 

sanju - rhne nhi... woh property ke silsile mein... 

thele wala - haa wahi.. lekin rah toh rhe ho na.. 

sanju - haa.. 

thele wala - Aree.. bhaiya... jaldi se jaldi waha se chale jaiye... 

sanju - woh kyu... 

thele wala - suna hai waha chutki chudail rhti hai... jo haveli mein rhne walo ko maar deti hai... 

sanju - Aree.. us chudail ki baat kar rhe ho... woh toh kab ka mar chuki hai...

thele wala - kya... kaha... aapne mar chuki hai.. kisne maara usko.. 

sanju - Aree maine he maara tha 

thele wala - ohh.... lagta hai aap bade himmat wale ho... 

sanju apni tarrif sunke phisal gya.. 

sanju ( apni sheki baghaarte hue) -; Aree.. mai toh ek kya... 50 chudail bhi aa jaye toh unko maut ke ghaat utaar du... 

thele wala - lagta hai.. aap bahut bade... bhootmaaru hai... 

sanju - Aree ha... mai bahut bara bhoot ki gaand maaru hu 

thele wala - ye lijiye... aapka puncher ban gya.. 

sanju - kitne paise hue... 

thele wala - nhi nhi... paise nhi lagega.. ab aap jaise bhoot ke gaand maaru se paise kaise le skta hu... 

sanju ko apni tareef sunkar bahut acha laga.. aur usne jabardasti 5 rupye pakad he diye... 

sanju - accha ab chalta hu... 

thele wala - sambhal ke jaaiyega... 

warna kahi is baar bhoot ke gaand maaru ki he gaand na mara jaaye.. kutil mushkaan.. 

sanju - mtlb.. kya hai tumhara.. 

thele wala - hadbada ke... mtlb ki.. kahi is baar bhi puncher na ho jaaye puncher ho jayega toh phir aage aapko koi puncher shop nhi milegi na... isliye aisa kaha.. 

sanju  oh aisa.. thik hai... mai smbhal ke jaunga..

sanju waha se nikal  gya... 

thele wala... - saala... bada harami hai maine iski 2 jhooti taareef kya kar dii... khud ko bada bhoot ki gaand maaru buland laga... aise 500 aadmiyo ki gaand maar skte hai bhoot aur ye harami smjhta hi ki ye bhooto ki gaand maar skta hai.... huhhh.. 

sanju cycle chalate hue... ja he rha tha ki tabhi.... uske upar bahut se crows ne aakar kaaw kaaw karte hue usko pareshaan karne lage... koi sanju ke peeth pe toh koi sar pe koi cycle ke handle pe toh koi sanju ke hath pe baith gya... koi kandhe pe toh koi kaan pe baith gye aur usko apne choch se uspar hamla karne lage... 

sanju - haatt... hurrr... bhaago... behanchodo... 

hatt... hurrr.... haattt... hurrr..... ye acchanak madarchod ye kauwe kaha se aa gye.... inki maa ko chodu... hatt hurrr..... hatt.... hurrr... 

sanju unko bhagaane ka prayaas karne laga... lekin woh kauwe bhaagne ka naam he nhi le rhe thea... 

sanju - ye kya ajib mushibat hai... 

tabhi sanju ko ek chota sa road ke bagal mein bana mandir dikha... toh sanju ne kuch der wahi jakar... in sab se bachne ka upaay socha... 

sanju ne apni cycle chhodi aur ghus gya mandir mein... 

mandir mein ghuste he... wou kauwe jaise gayab he ho gye..... 

sanju - Aree.. abhi toh yahi pe thea... abhi achanak se kaha gayab ho gye sab ke sab... 

sanju ne kuch der waha aaram kiya aur phir ghar ke liye... nikal gya...... 

aakhir kaun thea woh... kauwe aakhir kyu unhone sanju pe hamla kiya... 

in sab ka jawab comment mein dijiye... 

update 18

sanju ab jaldi se ghar aa jata hai.... 

ghar aate aate tak sanju ko shaam ho chuki thi... 

sanju ne cycle.... ghar ke saamne park ki... aur phir sabji ka thaila utha ke.... ghar ke bhitar ghusne laga.... 

jaise he sanju ghar ke andar ghusa sanju ki aankien... ek jagah pe jam si gayi woh ektak usko dekhte hue apne kadam badhaaye ja rha tha....wahi  dusri taraf bekhayali mein ban sawar ke chali aa rhi chanda. 

 

se ja takrata hai... 

chanda -aahh.... 

aur dono zameen pe.... hote hai... 

sanju ke hath se thaila kab ka chhut kar gir chuka tha... aur sanju khud he chanda ke upar gir chuka tha... ye sanju bhi na kitna gira hua aadmi hai 

aur girte girte.... sanju aur chanda ka chehera  ek dusre ke kareeb aa gya... aur dono ke ooth... ek dusre ke ooth se ragad kha gye.. aur is moment ko apna sanju aise kaise Jane deta  

le liya bhar bhar ke chumma 

chanda ko toh kuch smjh he nhi aaya... ki aachanak ye kya huii... woh kuch smjh pati isse phle he sanju uske ootho pe apne ootho ka kabza jama chuka tha... chanda ke laslase... sahad jaise... meethe meethe ootho ko sanju apne ootho ke bich mein daboch daboch ke chuse ja rha tha.... 

aise he ootho ko chuste rhne... se chanda ka badan bhi kulbulaane laga.. uske sarir ke bhitar bhi kaam ki agni dhadhakne lagi... aur usne bhi thodi der mein sanju ka sath dena suru kar diya... 

aise he dono jab tak... saans phool na gayi tab tak lage rhe.... aur saans phoolne ke pashchaat dono ne ek dusre ke ootho ko chhoda aur ek dusre ke aankhon mein dekhne lage... 

phir sanju uth gya... aur chanda ko bhi hath dekar uthaya... 

sanju - ji aapko lagi toh nhi... 

chanda ne sar jhuka ke gardan na mein hila ke jawab diya... 

sanju - waise thank you ... 

chanda sanju ki taraf dekhte hue... 

chanda - thank you kyu ?? 

sanju - woh aapne mujhe girne se bachaya na isliye..... 

chanda - accha... 

waise thank you... 

sanju  - aap ka thank you kis liye.... 

chanda - woh mujhe hath dekar uthaane ke liye... 

sanju - ohh.. accha... 

sanju - waise ek aur baar thank you.. 

chanda -  ek aur baar kyu?? 

sanju - woh itne meethe meethe ras pilaane ke  liye... 

chanda ( na smjhte hue) - kaun sa ras...?? 

tabhi sanju ki aankhon ka ishara apne ootho ki taraf paakar.. 

chanda sarmaate hue waha se bhaagne lagi..... 

sanju - Aree suno toh... kaha bhaag rhi... 

lekin chanda bhaag ke apne kamre mein jakar chhup jaati hai... aur darwaja band kar leti hai... aur sharmaate hue... bed pe jakar let jati hai... 

sanju - bhaag gyi.... 

lekin kasam se kya meethe hoth hai chanda rani ke.....

sanju koi baat nhi... ab  toh aapko bhi yahi rahna hai Mujhe bhi chanda rani ab toh mel milaap hota rahega.. 

sanju ab sabji ka thaila utha ke malti ko dudhne lagta hai.... 

lekin malti sanju ko ghar mein kahi bhi nhi dikhati hai... 

sanju - ye mallu darling kaha gyi... 

sanju chhatt pe aakar dekhta hai... 

tabhi usko.... balti pakde gaav ki kuch auraton ke sath aate hue malti aur bimla dikhti hai... 

sanju - oh... toh ye sab hagne gyi thi 

sanju chhat se utar ke neeche aa jata hai.... 

malti aur bimla ghar ke bhitar aa jati hai... 

sanju - ye lijiye... kaki aapki sabjiyaa... 

malti - ithi der kaha laga di aane mein... 

sanju ne saara vaakya kah sunaya...

malti - ab ye kauwo ka kya maazra hai... 

sanju - wahi toh samjh nhi aa  rha kaki.. ki ye kauwe aaye kaha se aur aise unhone kyu kiya... 

bimla- mujhe toh lagta hai... ki jarur isme kisi bhoot ka haath hai... 

malti - ha mjhe bhi yahi lagta hai bimla didi... 

malti kaki ke muh se bimla didi sunke sanju shock mein aa jata hai... jisko bimla aur malti bhali bhaanti bhaap jaate hai... 

malti - kya hua sanju beta... tum itne shock kyu ho... 

sanju - woh aapne abhi inko didi kaha... 

malti - haa... kyuki... maine inko apna liya hai... aur waise bhi jo kuch bhi hua usme inki koi galti nhi hai... galti karne wala toh mar chuka hai aur vaise bhi... ladai jhagda mein kya rkha hai... 

sanju - ji... ji.. kaki... 

update 19 

sanju ab chhatt ke upar tahalne aa jata hai.... 

sanju kuch soch raha hota hai... 

sanju - Abee yrr... ye saala... bhoot ne saara plan kharab kar diya... kya mst haveli ki chudail mar gyi thi ab usko renovate karwake mst bech deta lekin nhi us madarchod bhoot ko aana tha... ab toh gaav wale us haveli ko saaf karne ke liye meri madad he nhi karenge lagta hai.... ab kya karu.... kaise haveli ko renovate karvaau..... 

ek baar chal ke dekhta hu ki kaam kaha tak pahucha tha agar jayada nhi hoga toh mai khud he kar lunga.... haa yahi thik rahega... 

sanju ke mnn mei  ye thought aate he woh Seddiyo se dhadhdaate hue neeche utar jata hai... 

malti aur bimla rasoi mein thi chanda apne he kamre mein thi.... 

sanju apna phone jo charge pe laga tha woh uthata hai.... aur bina kisi ko bataaye haveli ke liye nikal padta hai... 

ab tak thoda thoda andhera ho chuka tha... 

sanju mobile ki torch on kar apne kadam haveli ki taraf aage badhaate hue chalne lagta hai..

chalte chalte uske mann mein bahut se sawaal uth rhe thea..?? 

sanju - kya woh hariya kaka ke bhitar ghusa bhoot kya phir se us ped ke pass hoga ?? 

kya us bhoot ne he mujh par crows attack karaaya tha?? 

aise he apne aap se mann mein baatien karte hue sanju chal rha tha... 

tabhi....... usko dhyan he nhi rahta ki woh us ped ke pass pahuch chuka tha jaha woh bhoot kal hariya kaka ke bhitar ghusa tha... 

abhi sanju apne aap se sawaal karte hue aage badh he rha tha ki.... 

ek bhayank aawaz ne uska dhyan apni orr khich liya... 

" kaha ja rha hai re chapadganjuo..... hihihihi.. 

sanju ( ghabraate hue) -ruk ke..... kaun hai 

-- tera baap.... hihihi

sanju ( chouk ke) - kyaa.?? 

- aur kya bea jhaatu.... itni jaldi bhool gya peeche palat ke ek baar apne baap ke darshan toh kar le... 

sanju ne dheere dheere apni gardan ghuma li... 

aur dekhte he uske hosh udd gye... 

sanju - tum... 

- ha bhosdike mai... kal toh sabke saamne badi akad dikha rha tha ab dikha.. ab kya ho gya... itna sahma sahma kyu hai hihihi

sanju ( e burmaari ka phir se aa gya.... ek toh saale ne burmariyaa kaka ko nipta diya aur upar se saare gaav walo ko mere khilaaf bhadka diya.... e betichod ki maa ka bhosda...) 

sanju - Aree madarzaat.... baap se bakchodi... saale burmarani gaand chudani... phir se tu aa gya woh bhi is burmaariya kaka ki badbu maar rhi body ko utha ke.... ( naak sikodte hue) ... 

hariya (bhoot ) - ye body bahut kaam hai bhosdike tujhe nhi pata... 

sanju - kya aisa mahaan kaam karega re jhaatu is budhi body se... 

hariya ( bhoot) - Aree.. gandu.. bhudhi hai toh kya hua... lund toh hai... is sarir ke saath mai apni hasratein puri kar skta hu.... mai auraton ki bur maar sakta hu... 

sanju - Aree.. chod..d..dal.. saale gandu toh isliye tu body leke bhaaga tha..... 

hariya bhoot- haaa.. hihihi .

sanju - hatt bea saale. 

yaha tu hot hot... bhootniyo ko chhod ke insaano ko chodne mein laga hai... thuu hai tere bhoot hone pe saale suar.... 

hariya bhoot ( gusse mein) - gaali kise de rha hai... 

sanju - tujhe pe chutaad aadmi... sorry... sorry... aadmi nhi bhoot... 

saale insaan chod... Bhosdike itni pyaari pyaari hot hot bhoot chudail hoti hai unko pata na bea bhosdike.... woh toh buddhi bhi nhi hoti.... 

hariya bhoot- baat mein toh teri dum hai bhai... 

sanju - wahi toh bol rha... saale... in budhe tatto mein koi jaan na rahi Tu jaa.. aur kisi bhootni sang taka bhidaa... 

bhoot - haaa.. tumne bilkul sahi kaha... thank you... 

sanju - thank you se kaam nhi chalega... jaise maine teri madad ki hai tujhe bhi meri madad karni hogi... 

bhoot - jarur jarur.... tumne mujhe... itna accha baat bataya hai... batao kya karna.... 

sanju - chalo mere sath... 

bhoot - kaha...? 

sanju - chalo toh sahi sab batata hu.. 

sanju us bhoot ( hariya) ko lekar haveli pe aa gya...... 

bhoot - tum mujhe yaha haveli mein kyu laaye ho.. 

sanju - mai chahta hu ki tum yaha se hi apni chudai ki suruvaat karo... 

bhoot - mtlb.... 

sanju - Aree... mai ye kah rha hu ki tum kisi bhootni ko pataoge.... thik hai... 

bhoot sarmaate hue... - mujhe saram aa rhi hai... 

sanju - lo... bhoot ko bhi saram aane lagi.. 

ha toh sarmaana chhodo aur meri baat dhyan se suno.... 

bhoot - ha bolo... 

sanju - dekho... bhoot  bhai... mai chahta hu ki aap jab kisi bhootni ko pata ke chodne wale ho... toh bhootni bhabhi aapse ye na kah de ki... tumhare pass oyo tak le jaane ke paise nhi hai.. 

bhoot -(confuse)- oyo... ye kya hota hai...?? 

sanju - oyo... ek aisa swarg hai... mai toh kahta hu.... ki swarg se bhi upar level ka sukh jaha milta hai woh hai oyo... 

har pati patayi aurat ka sapna hota hai oyo... 

har chudi chudai.... gaand marayi aurat ka sapna hota hai oyo... aur tum pucchte ho ki oyo kya hai... 

bhoot - sorry bhai mujhe nhi pata tha ki oyo itni khaas jagah hai... 

sanju - khaas nhi... khaasam khaas.. leman grass jagah hai 

toh tum oyo... toh nhi ja skte..... 

bhoot ( udaas) - kyu... 

sanju - kyu ki tum mar chuke ho... 

isliye... tumhare liye... ye haveli ka bandobast kar rha... ye haveli he tumhare... liye oyo ka kaam karegi... 

bhoot ( khus hote hue..) - sach bhai... 

sanju - haa... 

bas tumhe... itna karna hoga.. ki..! 

bhoot - kya karna hoga bhai... 

sanju- bas yahi ki is gandi haveli ki saaf safayi kar ke tumko isko chamkaana hoga ispe paint karke isko naye jaisa banana hoga... aur phir isme light  ki vayvastha karni hogi...

bhoot - kyaa.. itna saara  kaam... 

sanju - agar bhootni bhabhi ko saaf suthri paint ki hui haveli mein laaoge aur yaha ki rani banaoge toh socho woh kitna khus hogi... 

bhoot - haa.. ye baat toh tumne bilkul sahi kahi...... 

sanju - haa.. toh khade kya ho... lag jaao kaam mein.. chamka do puri haveli ko saja do dulhan ki tarah ..... phir chalte hai tumhare liye bhootni bhabhi dudhne..... 

bhoot  - haa.. bhai... mai abhi karta hu... 

sanju - lekin tum is body ke andar rah ke jaldi kaam kaise kar paaoge... 

bhoot - ha.. ye toh mai bhul he gya tha.... 

bhoot ne hariya ki body ko chhod diya... 

sanju - lekin tum akele itna saara kaam jaldi kaise karoge...

bhoot - uski fikar tum mat karo...mai abhi apne sathi bhooto ko bulaata hu..

bhoot ne apne saathiyo ko bulaaya... 

dekhte he dekhte waha pe 100 se bhi jayada bhoot aa gye... 

sanju - bhai bhai... ek aur kaam... mujhe kahi se laalten laa do.. yaha andhere mein mujhe.. roshini ki jarurat padegi... 

bhoot - par tunhare pass toh ye mobile ki torch hai na..

sanju - woh battery khatam hone ko aayi hai... 

bhoot - accha thik hai.... 

bhoot ne apne ek sathi bhoot ko ishara kiya woh bhoot udhte hue gaya aur gaav mein ek ghar ke bahar latak rhi laalten ko hawa mein udaae hue... le aaya aur sanju ko pakad diya.... 

bhoot - ab khus... 

sanju - ji bhoot bhai... 

bhoot - ab hum sab anadr jaakar haveli ko naya banane ka kaam karte hai... tum yahi rukna.. 

sanju - ji.. ji... aap log aaram se andar jaaiye.. 

bhoot 

aur uske sathi tezzi se haveli ke bhitar ghus gye.... 

woh haveli ke har ek kone ki safai karne lage... 

kuch he hours mein haveli puri saaf suthri ho chuki thi... phir bhooto ne painting karna shuru kar diya... aur woh bhi... kuch he der mein ho gyi... 

bhoot - sanju bhai... dekho saaf safai bhi ho gyi aur painting bhi... ab bas light  fit karna hai...

sanju - haa... jaldi karo phir bhootni bhabhi dudhne chalenge.... 

ye sunkar bhoot sarma gya... 

bhoot ( sarmaate hue) - haa.. 

sabhi bhoot milkar light fit karne lage... 

sabhi andar thea... 

sanju ne sahi mauka paakar laalten ka tel hariya ki body pe chhidak diya.... 

thoda sa tel laalten mein bhi bacha ke rkha taki laalten jalti rahe... 

idhar bhoot log light bhi fit karke haveli ko ekduk chakachak dulhan ki tarah saja ke sanju ke pass aaye..... 

bhoot - lo bhai ho gya kaam... ab  chale bhootni ko dudhne....... 

sanju - ji... jarur... lekin aap sab ne itna kaam kiya hai aap log itne time se bhatak rahe hai... kisi body ki talaas mein toh mai aapke kaam se khus hokar aap sab ko is body ka sukh dena chahta hu... aap log bhi apni body ko miss krte honge na... 

saare bhoot - haa... 

sanju - toh aaj aap sab ko ye mauka mai deta hu... ye mere saamne padi mere kaka ki laas hai aap sabhi log isme ghus kar... phir se sarir ka aanand le lijiye.... 

sabhi bhoot - kya sach mein... 

sanju - haa.... aap log ko sarir ke andar jaane ka jo sapna hai woh is sarir mein ghus ke aap sab ek baar leke dekhiye... 

bhoot - tum bahut accche insaan ho sanju tum mere dosto ke baare mein bhi kitna soch rhe ho woh bechare kabse kisi ke sarir mein ghusne ka sapna dekha karte thea... lekin aaj tak kar nhi paaye thea... 

sanju - isliye toh kah rha hu... ki kar lijiye.... 

mai toh kahta hu aap bhi kar he lo

bhoot - par mai toh is sarir mein ghus chuka hu mujhe kya jarurat.... 

sanju - Aree bhai... jarurat toh nhi hai lekin phir jab bhootni Bhabhi aa jayegi toh unko chhod ke ab aap kisi sarir mein ghusne thodi na jaaoge isliye mauke ka fayda uthao... 

bhoot - bhootni ka naam sunkar sarmaane laga.. 

bhoot - ha tum sahi kah rhe ho mai bhi ek last baar ghus ke sarir ka aanad le leta hu... 

sanju - sab ek sath ghusiye na mujhe dekhna hai ek sath kis tarah se ghuste hai... 

bhoot - thik hai... 

sabhi bhoot hariya ki laas mein ek sath ghus gye... aur jaise he ghuse... 

sanju ne laalten ki kaanch ko upar chadaya aur laalten se hariya ke sarir mein aag laga di... 

saare bhoot- dhoka dhoka dhoka.... hariya ke body ke andar se chillate hue jalne lage.... aur hariya ki body jal gyi.... 

aur un aatmao ki mukti ho gyi.. 

sanju - haa.. maine dhoka kiya lekin tum sab ki bhalayi ke liye... jo tum sab yaha kayi saalo se bhatak rhe thea.. ab aap sabk ko mukti mil gyi..... 

sanju ne un sabko mukti dekar haveli ka bahar se nazara dekhne laga....... 

haveli kya shaandar dikh rhi thi ..... 

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sanju ab hariya ki laas ko jalne ke baad waha se ghar ki orr aa jata hai... 

sanju ko ghar aate waqt aisa lagta hai ki koi toh hai jo uska peecha kar rha.... 

sanju ( mann mein) - ye mera bhram hai ya sach mein koi mere pe nazar rakh rha hai... 

sanju apne chaaro taraf nazar daudhaata hai... 

sanju ( mann mein) - dikh toh koi nhi rha lekin mujhe aisa kyu lag rha hai ki koi toh hai.... mere alawa yaha pe 

jo bhoot tha woh toh mar gya aur uske sathi bhi mar gye phir ye kaun ho skta hai... 

kahi ye woh kauwe ( crow ) toh nhi jo mujhe din mein ..... 

agar ye kauwe hai toh.... ye kauwe aisa kyu kar rhe... aur mere mandir mein jaate he ye kaha se gyab ho gye... 

kahi ye bhootiya kauwe toh nhi... lekin aisa kaise ho skta hai saare bhooto aur chudail ko toh maine khud he nipta diya... 

phir ye kaha se..?? kuch samjh nhi aa rha....

sanju aise he karte karte ghar pahuch gya... 

woh jo kuch bhi tha woh sanju ke ghar ke kareeb pahuchne ke baad uska ehsaas hona band ho gya... 

sanju ghar ke andar gya... 

malti chanda aur bimla uska intezaar kar rhi thi... 

malti ; kaha rah gye thea.... beta.. 

sanju - woh kaki baat darasal ye hai ki... phir sanju ne saari kahani apni jubani suna daali... 

malti - kya sach mein... aisa hua.. 

sanju - haa.. chaliye... aap khud haveli ke pass Chal ke dekh lijiye... gaav walo ko bhi saath le chalte hai... 

bimla - haa gaav wale bhi chale toh thik rahega... 

phir malti ne sab gaav walo ko bulaaya...

aur phir sab sanju ki baat mein kitna sach hai kitna jhut ye pata lagane ke liye nikal pade hatho mein laalten lekar haveli ke pass.... 

sanju ke sath sab waha pahuch gye.... 

aur sabne jab haveli ko bahar se jagmagaata hua dekha.... aur haveli mein lagi light ki roshini se hariya ke haddi aur rakh ko haveli ke saamne jale pade dekha toh sabko sanju ki baat pe vishwas ho gya.... aur gaav wale sanju se apne puraane bartaav ke liye maafi maangne lage..

aur sanju ki jay jay kaar karne lage.... 

sabne milkar sanju ko ek naam diya... 

bhooto ka kaal " bhaukaal " 

sab taraf bhaukaal sanju bhaukaal sanju ki goonj uthne lagi... 

sanju aur gaav ke lag... hariya ki raakh ko aur haddi ko ek handi ( mitti ka ghada) mein bharke wapas gaav ki orr aa gye.. 

sabke jaate he.... ek kaala saaya.. jo vahi ped ke upar jo chhupa baitha tha vo tezzi se sansanaate hue sarpat ek disha mein bhaagne laga... 

idhar sanju aur gaav wale ghar pahuch gye. 

gaav wale bhi raat bahut hone ke karan apne apne ghar jakar sone lage... 

sanju ne ghar mein pooja ghar mein woh handi rakh di... aur kal he jakar ganga mein uska visharjan karne ka plan  banane lage...

planning mein tay ye hua ki.... 

sanju ke sath chanda jayegi... malti aur bimla yahi rahegi... 

kyu ki pita ki asthiyo ko jal pravaah ya toh ek beta deta hai ya beta na hone ki upasthiti mein beti.... toh chaaro ne milkar ye nishkarsh nikala.... ki sanju aur chanda kal jaayenge.... lekin unke sath mein jayega ek aadmi.... chanda ka mama jo kal subah apni biwi ke sath aane wala tha... kyu ki bimla apni eklauti beti ko kisi ladke ke sath aise nhi bhej skti thi.... 

toh itna sab tay ho jaane ke baad..... bimla aur malti sone chali gayi... chanda bhi apne room mein sone chali gyi.... 

sanju bechara akela..... nind na aane ke karan phone  chalane mein lag gya... aur insta pe reel dekhne laga... aur ha jisne bhi bhai ko follow nhi kiya hai kar lo...  I'd nhi bataunga.... 

sanju ( mann mein) - hatt yrr.. saala kya mst socha tha ki... chanda ke sath akele jaunga lekin bimla ne saara plan kharab kar diya.. kaha se uske bhai ko tapka layi.... saala pure honeymoon trip ki maa behan kar di... 

sanju beta kuch bhi kar ke us mama ka Obama banana padega... warna mere honeymoon ka kya hoga 

nahi nahi... mai us mama ko apne honeymoon mein taang adaane nhi dunga.... 

yahi sochte sochte..... sanju ki aankhien na jaane kab band ho gyi aur woh nind ke aagosh mein aa gya... 

subah 7 baje.... jab malti ne sanju ko uthaya tab jake uski nind khuli... 

sanju - haa.. kaki... good morning

malti - Aree sanju beta... utho.. jaldi... tumhari bus 10 baje hai.... tumhe aaj jana hai Ilaahabaad... ganga mein tumhare kaka ki ashtiya visharjan ke liye.... 

sanju - ohh ha... 

sanju jhatt se uthta hai... 

aur nahane ke liye nadi pe jaane lagta hai... 

idhar ghar pe chanda naha dho chuki thi aur apne kapde pack kar rhi thi... 

chanda - maa mama kaha tak pahuche... 

bimla- pata nhi.. mai phone laga ke dekhti hu.. 

chanda - ha maa jaldi karo.. 

bimla - ha hello... kaha tak pahuche tum log.. 

dusri taraf - hello jiji.. woh mai ye kah rha tha ki mai toh nhi aa paunga... kyu ki mere pair pe chott lag gyi hai.... 

bimla - kya...?... kaha.. kyu... kab.?? 

bimla ka bhai ( tiku) - woh jiji kya hai na ki kal raat ko andhere mein chalte hue na jaane kaha se paav acchanak se ek mote keel mein ghus gya... jiske karan chalte tak nhi ban rha... 

bimla - accha.. lekin ab... kya hoga... teri bhanji akele us ladke ke sath jaayegi... 

tiku - Aree jiji... uski chinta aap nay na karo... maine uska bandobast kar diya hai... 

bimla- accha kya bandobast kiya hai tune.. zara mujhko bhi toh bata! 

tiku - maine chanda ki mami... ( chameli ) ko bhej diya hai.... woh chanda ke sath jayegi... aur aap toh chameli ko acchi tarah se janti hai... usme aurat se jayada mard ke gunn hai... 

bimla - haa.. haa..  ye tune sahi kaha.... pata nhi kya dekh ke bapuji ne tere liye us gunda ko biyaah diya.... badi he jhagdaalu ladaaku.... aur baat baat par hath paid chalane wali hai teri ye mardana biwi

tiku - ye toh aapne sahi kaha... 

mardana he hai meri biwi 

thik hai jiji ab rkhta hu... 

bimla - haa... 

sanju idhar nadi pe nahane aa gya.... 

sanju nadi mein nahate hue.... 

" Aree hey... LA... LA.. laa.... LA... laa.. LA.... laa.. laa.. 

thande thande paani se nahana chahiye... 

gaana aaye ya na aaye.. gaand maarna chahiye... "

sanju apne lund ko nikaal ke uspe sabun laga ke... mutthi chalane laga.... 

waah... waah... waah.... adbhut.... aloukik sukh hai.... lekin ye kisi ki bur ke bhitar aisa sukh paata toh maja aata... 

aise he mutthi chalate hue... sanju ki gaand phat gyi.... 

jab usko pata chala ki bahut se kauwe kaw kaw karte hue nadi ki taraf he badhe aa rhe.... 

sanju - Aree... madarchod.... ye kauwe... ye Betichod kauwe phir se mujhpe attack toh karne nhi aa rhe na... 

hua bhi yahi.... saare kauwe sanju ki taraf he aane lage... 

sanju - Aree.. saala..... ye Betichod toh mere pe he attack karne aa rhe hai..... 

sanju ( mann mein) - bhaag sanju beta... bhaag 

sanju ne ye socha aur phir.... woh pani se nikalne wala he tha... ki tabhi uske chehere pe jo ghabraahat ke bhaav thea woh gayab ho gye aur woh wapas paani mein aa gya.... 

idhar........ 

Sumona Pikachu ka intezaar kar rhi thi... 

sumona - dasi maa... dasi maa... kaha ho aap..? 

lata sumona ki aawz sunkar bhaagte hue aayi.. 

lata - kya hua beti.... 

sumona - us pikachu ka kuch pata chala usne koi khabar laaya ya nhi.... 

lata - abhi ka pata nhi beti lekin kal ki baat mujhe pata hai... 

sumona - kya... mujhe bhi bataiye... dasi maa... 

lata - woh kal pikachu ek puncher wale ka bhes dhaaran kar ke us ladke se mila aur us se uske baare mein pata karne laga... 

sumona - toh aakhir kya pata chala... 

lata - pikachu bata rha tha ki woh ladka toh bada he harami hai kehta hai ki woh bhoot woot yaha tak ki chudail se bhi nhi darta hai aur agar koi bhoot usko dukh jaaye toh woh uski maiya chod dega... 

sumona - kya.... aisa kaha usne... 

lata - ha... bitiya... 

sumona - usne bhooto ki itni bejjati ki toh pikachu ne kuch kiya kyu nhi.... 

lata - usne us ladke pe hamla karne ki koshish ki thi beti lekin woh ladka mandir mein chup gya.... aur mandir mein pikachu ka jaana sambhav nhi ho paaya... 

sumona - abhi kya khabar hai... 

lata - abhi toh kuch pata nhi beti... pikachu kal raat ko aaya tha toh usne mujhe ye bataya aur wapas woh us ladke pe nazar rakhne ke liye.... chala gya   

sumona - thik hai.... abki baar woh aaye toh usko mere saamne aane ka kahiyega    

lata - thik hai beti... 

idhar.... ghar pe ek aurat dastak deti hai.... 

aurat ghar pe pahuch ke darwaja khatkhataane lagti hai... 

thakk... thakk... thakkk... 

andar se aawaz aati hai.... 

"ha.... aaa rhi hoon.... 

aaa..... rhi... hoon.... "

khatkhataana band ho jaata hai... 

shyad bahar jo koi bhi thi.... usne aawaz sun li thi... 

kuch he der mein kisi ke kadmo ki aahat hoti hai.. aur khadak se darwaaja khul jaata hai.... 

darwaja... khulte he.... ek aurat dusre aurat ko apne saamne khada hua paati hai... 

ghar ka darwaja malti ne khola tha... 

malti - ji aap kaun..... 

aurat - ji mai chameli.... aap kaun ho aur jiji kaha hai... 

malti - kis jiji ki baat kar rhi hai aap... 

chameli - mere unke jiji ki.. 

malti - yaha koi unke ki jiji nhi rhti hai lagta hai aap galat jagah aa gyi hai. 

chameli - Aree unke mtlb mere pati ki jiji... 

malti - yaha koi pati vati ki jiji nhi rahti.. 

chameli - accha... 

chameli apne hath mein pakde kagaz ko makti ko dikhate hue... ye dekhiye yahi pata hai na ye.. 

malti - haa pata toh yahi hai... lekin yaha kisi ki jiji viji nhi rhti... 

chameli - nhi.... mai maan he nhi skti.... meri jiji yahi hongi.. kyu ki mere pati ne kaha hai aur woh kabhi galat khte he nhi.... 

malti - Aree jab mai kah rhi hu na ki yaha tumhari koi jiji viji nhi rhti toh phir kyu jabran ka ghuse chali aa rhi ho... 

chameli.. jabran jiji jiji kahte hue andar ghusne lagi... 

aawaz sunke... bimla bhi bahar aa gyi.... 

bimla ki nazar jaise he chameli pe padi... 

bimla - Aree.. bahuriya tu.... aa gyi.... 

chameli ne jaise he bimla ki aawaz suni.. 

chameli - jiji... jiji... 

bimla ke paav chhu ke.. 

paay lagu jiji... 

bimla - khu rah... 

malti  bimla ke muh se bahuriya sun ke.. 

malti ( ye kaun hai... aur bimla isko bahuriya kyu kah rhi hai..) 

bimla - tiku ne bataya tha ki uski jagah tu aa rhi hai... aane mein koi takleef toh nhi hui.. 

chameli- aane mein toh koi takleef nhi hui jiji bas yaha aapki naukraani ne mujhe rok liya tha... ghusne he nhi de rhi thi... kalmuhi kahi ki.... 

bimla - naukraani... kaun naukraani... 

chameli - ye jo darwaaje pe khadi hai... 

bimla ne darwaaje ki taraf dekha... vaha malti khadi thi... 

bimla - Aree.. bahuriya... woh koi naukraani nhi hai tere jija ki.... 

bimla ne abhi itna bola he tha ki 

chameli - oh... jiji mujhe maaf kariyega... mai pehchaan nhi paayi ki ye naukraani nhi balki jija ji ki behan hai... 

ye sunte he bimla mann he mann tahaka maar ke hasne lagi... aur malti andar he andar aur bahar se bhi gusse mein aag babula hokar chillane lagi.. 

malti - bimla kaun hai ye... kalmuhi... saali jab se aayi hai anaap sanaap bake ja rhi hai... 

bimla malti ka gussa dekh sakte mein aa gyi... 

bimla - Aree malti behan ye mere bhai tiku ki behan hai... voh nhi aa paya uske pair mein chott lagi thi isliye... isko yaha bheja hai.. 

malti - gusse mein.. - isko smjha do ki mere ghar mein aise badtameezi bardast nhi ki jayegi... 

chameli - Aree.. waah ye tera ghar kab se ho gya... ja tu apne sasuraal... apne mayke ko apna ghar bana rhi hai... ye ghar jija ji ke marne ke baad meri jiji ka hai tera nhi smjhi... 

bimla - Aree.. chameli chup ho ja... kuch bhi anaap sanaap bakwaas kiye ja rhi thi... 

chameli - aap mujhe kyu daat rhi ho... apni nanad ko samjhao... 

bimla - Aree... tu meri baat toh phle sun... 

woh meri nanad nhi hai... 

chameli - accha iska mtlb mai sahi thi ye aapke yaha naukraani hai... 

bimla apna sar pakad ke... 

bimla- Aree.. nhi re... teri sui baar baar naukraani aur nanad pe jake he atak rhi hai 

mann mein - vaise aacha toh Mujhe bhi lag rha hai is tarah se is maalti ko jaleel karne pe.. lekin abhi kuch dino tak mujhe uska sath dena hoga... varna ye property ka aadha hissa mujhe dene se kahi mukar na jaaye... 

hariya ji ke kheto pe mera bhi haq hai aur mai unko lekar he rahungi.. 

bimla - Aree.. ye tere jija ki na koi behan hai aur na he koi naukraani..... ye tere jija ki he dusri behan hai... 

chameli - ha toh vahi toh mai bhi kah rahi hu na jiji ki ye jija ji ki behan hai... 

bimla - oh sorry maine behan kah diya kya.. 

( mann mein) - jaan bujh ke bola hihihi 

malti ( khisyaate hue) - haa... 

bimla - voh ye voh... tere jija ki he patni hai... 

chameli - matlab ki aapki sautan.... 

bimla - aisa nhi kahte bahuriya... ye meri choti behan ki tarah hai.. chalo ab is se apne bartaav ke liye maafi maango... 

chameli - mai koi maafi waafi nhi maangne wali aapki is sautan se.... 

bimla ( Aree ye bahuriya toh marvaayegi mujhe... aise mein ye malti kahi naraz na ho jaaye aur mujhe hissa dene se mana na kar de kyu ki samjh ke saamne malti he hariya ki manya patni hai uske mutaabik saari property malti ko milegi... ) 

bimla khichte hue chameli ko kone mein le jaati hai... 

bimla- Aree kya kar rhi hai bahuriya... maang le maafi... 

phir apne saare mansubo ko batati hai... 

chameli - accha... isliye aap uski itni tarafdaari kar rhi hai... 

bimla - aur nhi toh kya... 

chameli - agar aisi baat hai toh phir thik hai... mai maang leti hu aapki saut se maafi... 

phir chameli malti ke pass jaakar uske pairo mein gir jaati hai aur uske pair pakad ke magarmach ke aanshoo bahate hue... 

chameli - mujhe maaf kar dijiye... malti jiji... mai aapko pehchaan na saki... aur kuch bhi anaap sanaap bakne lagi... mujhe maaf kar dijiye... jab tak aap mujhe maaf nhi karogi mai aapke pair nhi Chhodungi... 

malti - Aree. thik hai thik hai maine tumhe maaf kiya... ab chhodo mere pair.. aur uth jaao bahuriya... 

chameli khus hote hue uth jaati hai aur malti ke gale lag jaati hai... 

aur sab problem solve ho jata hai... 

bimla chameli ko chanda ke room mein pahucha aati hai... aur malti se chameli ki harkato ke liye maafi maangne lagti hai.. 

malti - Aree  koi baat nhi ... ho jata hai 

idhar.... 

sanju kuch soch kar 

apne kadam paani mein he rok leta hai 

aur wapas mud ke pani mein jaane laga... 

voh kauwe tezzi se badhte hue sanju ki taraf aane lage... 

idhar sanju paani mein pet se thoda upar pani tak andar aa gya... 

aur tabhi ek kauwa udhte hue aakar sanju ke kanhde pe baith ke apni choch jaise he sanju ke gardan pe chubhaane wala tha ki sanju ne us kauwe ko apne kande pe daba liya hath se aur ek dubki paani mein laga dii.. 

bechare kauwe ko toh smjh mein he nahi aaya ki kya hua..... 

kauwa paani mein sanju ke sath dub giya.... aur paani pee liya... 

sanju ne pani ke andar kauwe ko acche se daboch liya... paani ke andar kauwe ki ek na chal paa rhi thi... pank bheegne se woh jayada chatpata bhi nhi pa rha tha aur yahi sahi mauka jaan ke sanju ne pani ke bhitar he us kauwe ka tetua daba diya aur woh nipat gya... 

sanju usko nipta ke wapas pani se bahar nikla aur phir se ab ek ek karke jitne bhi uspar attack karne aa rhe kauwe thea sabko paani mein dubo dubo ke maarne laga... 

marne ke baad saree kauwe ki laas raakh mein badal ja rhi thi... 

kauwe bhi apne sathiyo ki aisi halat dekh... ghabra gye... aur sab me ek sath attack karne ka socha.. 

sanju ( mann mein) - oh accha toh ab ek sath attack ka vichaar ha... koi ni aa jao... 

saare kauwe is baar sanju ke upar aakar baith gye aur apni choch chubhaane lage... 

sanju is baar pani mein nhi dooba... 

kauwe - lagta hai sabko ek sath attack karne se ye darr gya aur isliye dobara pani mein dubaane ki himakat nhi karega... 

sanju bhi imtihaan se thoda bhojan ( mtlb ki choch chubaane dene laga...) aur jab nishchit ho gye sanju ke upar se dhyan hata liya aur choch chubhaane mein kho gye tab ek he jhatke mein sanju ne pani mein dubki laga di aur gehrayi mein Jane laga... 

sabhi kauwo ko shock laga.. 

sabhi dhokha dhoka dhoka... karne lage... 

lekin woh jitni baar dhoka bolne ke liye muh kholte ( halaki woh sanju ko kauw kauw he sunayi de rha tha... )  utna he pani unke pet mein bharta jata.... aur woh pani peene se marte jaate.... 

kuch der mein sanju pani se bahar nikla... sab kauwe maare ja chuke thea sabhi raakh mein tabdeel ho gye.. 

sanju - ye kya bawasir hai bea... saala ye kauwe achank se raakh mein kaise tabdeel ho gye... jo bhi ho humko kya... gaand maraye bhajiya khaaye... mai toh chala 

sanju ghar ke liye nikal gya... 

baki next ep mein..